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width=&quot;388&quot; /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E você pensou na maldade né?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Essas falam por si próprias:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;346&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=3959ee4b-e860-11e0-9591-002264c17b68&amp;amp;attindex=20&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=20&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a21.1002635839%40web125616.mail.ne1.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Wed%2c%2028%20Sep%202011%2014%3a38%3a35%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_f1361c805a16c96d2af3373328fe2324ca530d58d9e6a317a085b3e4e35e3958&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; 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&lt;div&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;width: 100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 100%;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;width: 100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 100%;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;width: 100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 100%;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; 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O que você faria para se salvar? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;350&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=e086004e-e959-11e0-91fe-002264c28142&amp;amp;attindex=1&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=1&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a1.503953694%40web38807.mail.mud.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Wed%2c%2028%20Sep%202011%2014%3a22%3a53%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_b0ad6db644b5d4d7851399ac2d104dea918348f18d172508b9538ee8047881ae&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 13.5pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pensa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13.5pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;color: navy;&quot;&gt;um pouco, antes de ver a resposta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 13.5pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;* &lt;br /&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13.5pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 13.5pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 13.5pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;color: navy;&quot;&gt;solução é: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue; 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cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;width: 100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 100%;&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;3 bons motivos para repassar:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;1 - Até que enfim um bom conselho de advogado;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;2 - DE GRAÇA! (Essa é para espantar ainda +)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;3 - O conteúdo é relevante.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 36pt;&quot;&gt;LER!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CONSELHO DE ADVOGADO&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um advogado fez circular a seguinte informação para os empregados de seu escritório:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;b&gt;Não assine a parte de trás de seus cartões de crédito&lt;/b&gt;. Em vez disso, escreva&amp;nbsp;&lt;u&gt;&#39;SOLICITAR RG&#39;&lt;/u&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 36pt;&quot;&gt;2.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; Ponha seu número de telefone de trabalho em seus cheques em vez de seu telefone de casa..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;width: 100%;&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 99%;&quot; width=&quot;99%&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Se você tiver uma Caixa Postal de Correio use esta em vez de seu endereço residencial.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Se você não tiver uma Caixa Postal, use seu endereço de trabalho.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Ponha seu telefone celular ao invés do residencial. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;3..&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; Tire Xérox do conteúdo de sua carteira. Tire cópia&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;de ambos os lados &lt;/b&gt;de todos os documentos, cartão de crédito, etc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Você saberá o que você tinha em sua carteira e todos os números de conta e números de telefone para chamar e cancelar. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Mantenha a fotocópia em um lugar seguro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Também leve uma fotocópia de seu passaporte quando for viajar para o estrangeiro.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Sabe-se de muitas estórias de horror de fraudes com nomes, CPF, RG, cartão de créditos, etc... roubados.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Infelizmente, eu, um advogado, tenho conhecimento de primeira mão porque minha carteira foi roubada no último mês.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Dentro de uma semana, os ladrões compraram um caro pacote de telefone celular, contrataram um cartão de crédito VISA,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;tiveram uma linha de crédito aprovada para comprar um computador, dirigiram com minha carteira....&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;E MAIS.....&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;4.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Nós fomos informados que nós deveríamos cancelar nossos cartões de&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;crédito imediatamente.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Mas a chave é ter os números de telefone gratuitos e os números de cartões à mão, assim você sabe quem chamar.&lt;br /&gt;Mantenha estes onde você os possa achar com facilidade. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;5.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; Abra um Boletim Policial de Ocorrência (B.O.) imediatamente na jurisdição onde seus cartões de crédito, etc.,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;foram roubados. Isto prova aos credores que você tomou ações imediatas,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;e este é um primeiro passo para uma investigação (se houver uma).&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span&gt;Mas aqui está o que é talvez mais importante que tudo:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;6.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt; Chame imediatamente o &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;SPC &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; 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dir=&quot;ltr&quot; tabindex=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_highlighting_inactive_common&quot; dir=&quot;ltr&quot; title=&quot;Ligue para este número em Brasil com o Skype: +551133737272&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_left_span&quot; skypeaction=&quot;skype_dropdown&quot; title=&quot;Ações Skype&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_dropart_span&quot; skypeaction=&quot;skype_dropdown&quot; title=&quot;Ações Skype&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_dropart_flag_span&quot; skypeaction=&quot;skype_dropdown&quot; style=&quot;background-position: -779px 1px !important;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_textarea_span&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_text_span&quot;&gt;11-33737272&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;skype_pnh_right_span&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;)e outros órgãos de crédito (se houver)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;para pedir que seja colocado um alerta de fraude em seu nome e número de CPF.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Eu nunca tinha ouvido falar disto até que fui avisado por um banco que me chamou para confirmar sobre uma aplicação&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;para empréstimo que havia sido feita pela Internet em meu nome.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;O alerta serve para que qualquer empresa que confira seu crédito saiba que sua informação foi roubada,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;e eles têm que contatar você por telefone antes que o crédito seja aprovado..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Até que eu fosse aconselhado a fazer isto (quase duas semanas depois do roubo), todo o dano já havia sido feito.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Há  registros de todos os cheques usados para compras pelos ladrões, nenhum  dos quais - eu soube - depois que eu coloquei o alerta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Desde então, nenhum dano adicional foi feito, e os ladrões jogaram fora minha carteira.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Este fim de semana alguém a devolveu para mim.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Esta ação parece ter feito eles desistirem. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Passamos para frente muitas piadas pela Internet ..&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;Mas se você estiver disposto a passar esta informação,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; 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font-family: Tahoma; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;ecxMsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Gentileza é um vocábulo que não tem registro no dicionário de muitos. &lt;br /&gt;Veja a história abaixo. Salvo por ser gentil com os outros. Que lição!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conta-se&amp;nbsp;de um empregado que trabalhava em um frigorifico da Noruega.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Certo  dia, ao término da jornada de trabalho, foi inspecionar a câmara  frigorifica. Inexplicavelmente, a porta se fechou e ele ficou preso  dentro da câmara. Bateu na porta com força, gritou por socorro mas  ninguém o ouviu. Todos já haviam saido para suas casas e era impossível  que alguém pudesse escutá-lo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;ecxMsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Já  estava quase cinco horas preso, debilitado e com a temperatura  insuportável. De repente, a porta se abriu,&amp;nbsp;o vigia entrou na câmara e o  resgatou com vida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Depois de salvar a vida do homem, perguntaram  ao vigia, &amp;nbsp;porque ele foi abrir a porta da câmara, se isto não fazia  parte da sua rotina de trabalho...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;ecxMsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Ele explicou:&lt;br /&gt;-  Trabalho nesta empresa há 35 anos, centenas de empregados entram e  saem&amp;nbsp;todos os dias e ele é o único que me cumprimenta ao chegar pela  manhã e se despede de mim ao sair. Hoje pela manhã disse “Bom dia”  quando chegou. Entretanto, não se despediu de mim na hora da saída.  Imaginei que poderia ter lhe acontecido algo. Por isto o &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;procurei e o encontrei&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name=&#39;more&#39;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/feeds/4289923922776540508/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_5494.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5747017014012114362/posts/default/4289923922776540508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5747017014012114362/posts/default/4289923922776540508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/2011/09/blog-post_5494.html' title=''/><author><name>Humor Relâmpago</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16619847823063957128</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kXRrFRtm4jU/TntEUNy0T0I/AAAAAAAAAEg/UQavnX9H3sA/s220/tumblr_lqjk5yMqtM1qg6ni9o1_500.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5747017014012114362.post-1307408659746222916</id><published>2011-09-22T14:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-22T14:55:07.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0c0c0c; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;A MAIS PURA VERDADE, INFELIZMENTE...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0c0c0c; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;É A ÚNICA CATEGORIA QUE SE FIZER GREVE, É OBRIGADO A REPOR AULAS AOS SÁBADOS, EM BREVE PODEM ATÉ CRIAR AOS DOMINGOS.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;font: 10pt Tahoma;&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;background-color: white; color: black;&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt; 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height=&quot;261&quot; src=&quot;http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSG6nfo8RqtXBqiqnjY7iq_RIp-g17X1wjzBqG3BWI8GMj7OZK1&quot; style=&quot;height: 329px; width: 390px;&quot; width=&quot;193&quot; /&gt;  &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;font-family: times;&quot;&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt; &lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00007f;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #336666; font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;Jô Soares:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00007f;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #336666; font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0070c0;&quot;&gt;O material escolar mais barato que existe na praça é o Professor!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #00007f;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #336666; font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Se É jovem, não tem experiência.&lt;br /&gt;Se É velho, está superado.&lt;br /&gt;Se Não tem automóvel, é um pobre coitado.&lt;br /&gt;Se Tem automóvel, chora de &quot;barriga cheia&#39;.&lt;br /&gt;Se Fala em voz alta, vive gritando.&lt;br /&gt;Se Fala em tom normal, ninguém escuta.&lt;br /&gt;Se Não falta ao colégio, é um &#39;caxias&#39;.&lt;br /&gt;Se Precisa faltar, é um &#39;turista&#39;.&lt;br /&gt;Se Conversa com os outros professores, está &#39;malhando&#39; os alunos.&lt;br /&gt;Se Não conversa, é um desligado.&lt;br /&gt;Se Dá muita matéria, não tem dó do aluno.&lt;br /&gt;Se Dá pouca matéria, não prepara os alunos.&lt;br /&gt;Se Brinca com a turma, é metido a engraçado.&lt;br /&gt;Se Não brinca com a turma, é um chato.&lt;br /&gt;Se Chama a atenção, é um grosso.&lt;br /&gt;Se Não chama a atenção, não sabe se impor.&lt;br /&gt;Se A prova é longa, não dá tempo.&lt;br /&gt;Se A prova é curta, tira as chances do aluno.&lt;br /&gt;Se Escreve muito, não explica.&lt;br /&gt;Se Explica muito, o caderno não tem nada.&lt;br /&gt;Se Fala corretamente, ninguém entende.&lt;br /&gt;Se Fala a &#39;língua&#39; do aluno, não tem vocabulário.&lt;br /&gt;Se Exige, é rude.&lt;br /&gt;Se Elogia, é debochado.&lt;br /&gt;Se O aluno é reprovado, é perseguição.&lt;br /&gt;Se O aluno é aprovado, deu &#39;mole&#39;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; height=&quot;201&quot; src=&quot;http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYjCPvINW-Tdw1GM93FARh_vPqLMGVdIz-0E6eGQqhji3kTcyKsA&quot; style=&quot;height: 262px; width: 419px;&quot; width=&quot;251&quot; /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;É, o professor está sempre errado, mas, se conseguiu ler até aqui, agradeça a Ele!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; height=&quot;210&quot; src=&quot;http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN0TfSc-Wifo9ZbglsD1bpxu166Duvk-95jdXUAeIKy0rIEefn&quot; style=&quot;height: 276px; width: 427px;&quot; width=&quot;240&quot; /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;No dias atuais, em nossa era &quot;moderna&quot;, o Aluno pode até levar arma para a Escola,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;mas o Professor não pode contraria-lo, &lt;u&gt;pois machuca a estrutura psicológica das &quot;Criancinhas&quot;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c00000;&quot;&gt;&lt;a name=&#39;more&#39;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; 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font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Ricardinho não agüentou o cheiro bom do pão e falou:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;- Pai, tô com fome!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;O  pai, Agenor , sem ter um tostão no bolso, caminhando desde muito cedo  em busca de um trabalho, olha com os olhos marejados para o filho e pede  mais um pouco de paciência.... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;- Mas pai, desde ontem não comemos nada, eu tô com muita fome, pai!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Envergonhado,  triste e humilhado em seu coração de pai, Agenor pede para o filho  aguardar na calçada enquanto entra na padaria a sua frente... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Ao entrar dirige-se a um homem no balcão:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;-  Meu senhor, estou com meu filho de apenas 6 anos na porta, com muita  fome, não tenho nenhum tostão, pois sai cedo para buscar um emprego e  nada encontrei, eu lhe peço que em nome de Jesus me forneça um pão para  que eu possa matar a fome desse menino, em troca posso varrer o chão de  seu estabelecimento, lavar os pratos e copos, ou outro serviço que o  senhor precisar!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Amaro  , o dono da padaria estranha aquele homem de semblante calmo e sofrido,  pedir comida em troca de trabalho e pede para que ele chame o filho... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Agenor  pega o filho pela mão e apresenta-o a Amaro, que imediatamente pede que  os dois sentem-se junto ao balcão, onde manda servir dois pratos de  comida do famoso PF (Prato Feito) - arroz, feijão, bife e ovo... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Para Ricardinho era um sonho, comer após tantas horas na rua.... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Para  Agenor , uma dor a mais, já que comer aquela comida maravilhosa fazia-o  lembrar-se da esposa e mais dois filhos que ficaram em casa apenas com  um punhado de fubá... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Grossas lágrimas desciam dos seus olhos já na primeira garfada... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;A  satisfação de ver seu filho devorando aquele prato simples como se  fosse um manjar dos deuses, e lembrança de sua pequena família em casa,  foi demais para seu coração tão cansado de mais de 2 anos de desemprego,  humilhações e necessidades... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Amaro se aproxima de Agenor e percebendo a sua emoção, brinca para relaxar:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;-  Ô Maria!!! Sua comida deve estar muito ruim... Olha o meu amigo está  até chorando de tristeza desse bife, será que é sola de sapato?!?! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Imediatamente, Agenor sorri e diz que nunca comeu comida tão apetitosa, e que agradecia a Deus por ter esse prazer...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Amaro pede então que ele sossegue seu coração, que almoçasse em paz e depois conversariam sobre trabalho... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Mais confiante, Agenor enxuga as lágrimas e começa a almoçar, já que sua fome já estava nas costas... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Após o almoço, Amaro convida Agenor para uma conversa nos fundos da padaria, onde havia um pequeno escritório... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Agenor  conta então que há mais de 2 anos havia perdido o emprego e desde  então, sem uma especialidade profissional, sem estudos, ele estava  vivendo de&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;pequenos &#39;biscates aqui e acolá&#39;, mas que há 2 meses não recebia nada... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Amaro  resolve então contratar Agenor para serviços gerais na padaria, e  penalizado, faz para o homem uma cesta básica com alimentos para pelo  menos 15 dias... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Agenor com lágrimas nos olhos agradece a confiança daquele homem e marca para o dia seguinte seu início no trabalho... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Ao  chegar em casa com toda aquela &#39;fartura&#39;, Agenor é um novo homem sentia  esperanças, sentia que sua vida iria tomar novo impulso...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Deus estava lhe abrindo mais do que uma porta, era toda uma esperança de dias melhores... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;No dia seguinte, às 5 da manhã, Agenor estava na porta da padaria ansioso para iniciar seu novo trabalho... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Amaro chega logo em seguida e sorri para aquele homem que nem ele sabia porque estava ajudando... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Tinham a mesma idade, 32 anos, e histórias diferentes, mas algo dentro dele&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;chamava-o para ajudar aquela pessoa... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;E,  ele não se enganou - durante um ano, Agenor foi o mais dedicado  trabalhador daquele estabelecimento, sempre honesto e extremamente  zeloso com seus deveres... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Um  dia, Amaro chama Agenor para uma conversa e fala da escola que abriu  vagas para a alfabetização de adultos um quarteirão acima da padaria, e  que ele fazia questão que Agenor fosse estudar... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Agenor nunca esqueceu seu primeiro dia de aula: a mão trêmula nas primeiras letras e a emoção da primeira carta... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Doze anos se passam desde aquele primeiro dia de aula...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Vamos  encontrar o Dr. Agenor Baptista de Medeiros , advogado, abrindo seu  escritório para seu cliente, e depois outro, e depois mais outro... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Ao  meio dia ele desce para um café na padaria do amigo Amaro, que fica  impressionado em ver o &#39;antigo funcionário&#39; tão elegante em seu primeiro  terno... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Mais  dez anos se passam, e agora o Dr. Agenor Baptista, já com uma clientela  que mistura os mais necessitados que não podem pagar, e os mais  abastados que o pagam muito bem, resolve criar uma Instituição que  oferece aos desvalidos da sorte, que andam pelas ruas, pessoas  desempregadas e carentes de todos os tipos, um prato de comida  diariamente na hora do almoço... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Mais  de 200 refeições são servidas diariamente naquele lugar que é  administrado pelo seu filho , o agora nutricionista Ricardo Baptista... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Tudo  mudou, tudo passou, mas a amizade daqueles dois homens, Amaro e Agenor  impressionava a todos que conheciam um pouco da história de cada um... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Contam  que aos 82 anos os dois faleceram no mesmo dia, quase que a mesma hora,  morrendo placidamente com um sorriso de dever cumprido... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;Ricardinho , o filho mandou gravar na frente da &#39;Casa do Caminho&#39;, que seu pai fundou com tanto carinho: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: maroon; font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&#39;Um  dia eu tive fome, e você me alimentou. Um dia eu estava sem esperanças e  você me deu um caminho. Um dia acordei sozinho, e você me deu Deus, e  isso não tem preço. Que Deus habite em seu coração e alimente sua alma.  E, que te sobre o pão da misericórdia para estender a quem precisar!!!&#39; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;(História verídica)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman;&quot;&gt;Se acharem que vale a pena repassem, pois nunca é tarde para começar e sempre é cedo para parar!!!&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom: 5pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom: 5pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: olive; font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: olive; 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font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Mulher odeia baratas....gosta é de carinho.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Está explicado porque mulher tem horror a barata !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque ela detesta tudo que descende desse nome...: Roupa barata, sandália barata, bolsa barata, joia barata, viagem barata...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mulher gosta mesmo é de carinho...: Vestido carinho, sapato carinho, perfume carinho, restaurante carinho, presente carinho...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/feeds/4167170143080416412/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/2011/09/alegria-compartilhada-e-uma-alegria.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5747017014012114362/posts/default/4167170143080416412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5747017014012114362/posts/default/4167170143080416412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/2011/09/alegria-compartilhada-e-uma-alegria.html' title=''/><author><name>Humor Relâmpago</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16619847823063957128</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kXRrFRtm4jU/TntEUNy0T0I/AAAAAAAAAEg/UQavnX9H3sA/s220/tumblr_lqjk5yMqtM1qg6ni9o1_500.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5747017014012114362.post-5664219278139453785</id><published>2011-09-22T14:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-22T14:46:53.802-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;color: red; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;TRAIÇÃO POR JUSTA CAUSA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #444444; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O marido chega em casa e pega a esposa, na cama, com um garotão, 25 anos, forte, bronzeado, cheio de amor pra dar... &lt;br /&gt;Arma o maior barraco, mas a mulher o interrompe: &lt;br /&gt;-Antes, você deveria ouvir como tudo isso aconteceu... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andava na rua, vi esse jovem maltrapilho, cansado e faminto . &lt;br /&gt;Então, com pena do estado dele, eu o trouxe para casa. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dei a ele aquela refeição que eu havia preparado para você ontem &lt;br /&gt;E como você chegou tarde e satisfeito com o tira-gosto do boteco... &lt;br /&gt;não comeu, e eu guardei o jantar na geladeira, lembra-se? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ele estava descalço, então dei a ele aquele seu par de sapatos que, &lt;br /&gt;como foi minha mãe que te deu, você nunca usou. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ele estava com sede e eu servi aquele vinho que estava guardado... &lt;br /&gt;Para aquele sábado que você prometeu mas que nunca chega.... &lt;br /&gt;Pois num dia é futebol, noutro poker, noutro pescaria, noutro peteca,noutro lavando o carro e assim por diante. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As calças estavam rasgadas, dei-lhe aquele seu jeans semi-novo... &lt;br /&gt;Ainda estava em perfeito estado, mas não cabia mais em você. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Como ele estava sujo, aconselhei-o a tomar um banho.... &lt;br /&gt;Fazer a barba, então dei a ele aquela loção francesa novinha que você &lt;br /&gt;Nunca usou, porque acha fedorenta. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Daí, quando ele já ia embora, perguntou: &lt;br /&gt;Dona, tem mais alguma coisa que seu Marido não usa mais? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Nem respondi !!!!!!! 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font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &#39;comic sans ms&#39;, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &#39;comic sans ms&#39;, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;ecxApple-style-span&quot; style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;JÁ VIRAM A RAZÃO DOS HOMENS MORREREM PRIMEIRO DO QUE AS MULHERES?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/feeds/547143395478755840/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/2011/09/realmente.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5747017014012114362/posts/default/547143395478755840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5747017014012114362/posts/default/547143395478755840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://humorrelampago.blogspot.com/2011/09/realmente.html' title=''/><author><name>Humor Relâmpago</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16619847823063957128</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kXRrFRtm4jU/TntEUNy0T0I/AAAAAAAAAEg/UQavnX9H3sA/s220/tumblr_lqjk5yMqtM1qg6ni9o1_500.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5747017014012114362.post-7081182854140675432</id><published>2011-09-22T08:07:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-22T08:07:34.254-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;My First                                                              Fail&quot; 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Se eu te pegar já era...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Funny                                                              Baby Photos -                                                              Holla!!!&quot; height=&quot;238&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=9ac3ee23-e3d6-11e0-9ed4-00215ad9a7b8&amp;amp;attindex=8&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=8&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a9.384584647%40web125903.mail.ne1.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Thu%2c%2022%20Sep%202011%2015%3a06%3a03%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_aad3b6eda7a53b9776b82a4330d98212e77880f3a2c723a9fe24399acee8e407&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; width=&quot;318&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Menina, tô chocada!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt; !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Funny                                                              Baby Photos -                                                              Oh Geez,                                                              This   Is My                                                                  Family?&quot; height=&quot;411&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=9ac3ee23-e3d6-11e0-9ed4-00215ad9a7b8&amp;amp;attindex=4&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=4&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a10.384584647%40web125903.mail.ne1.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Thu%2c%2022%20Sep%202011%2015%3a06%3a03%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_6035d7f5dd258522a9c33ee8398e1304424034eb0ece9694d6778b91cefba96d&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; width=&quot;309&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pai nosso que está no céu......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_________________________________________________________ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Funny                                                              Baby Photos -                                                              Tonight, You                                                              Die In Your                                                                       Sleep&quot; height=&quot;290&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=9ac3ee23-e3d6-11e0-9ed4-00215ad9a7b8&amp;amp;attindex=3&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=3&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a11.384584647%40web125903.mail.ne1.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Thu%2c%2022%20Sep%202011%2015%3a06%3a03%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_797d403ab166aa45cc6861ec17dec41f5681b55a80077c9261892ff79fecf36c&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; width=&quot;383&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah-hah! Hora da vingança!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;_________________________________________________________ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;funny                                                              baby photos&quot; height=&quot;288&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=9ac3ee23-e3d6-11e0-9ed4-00215ad9a7b8&amp;amp;attindex=13&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=13&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a12.384584647%40web125903.mail.ne1.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Thu%2c%2022%20Sep%202011%2015%3a06%3a03%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_d87bde95f52e67b93bbf43d16052971482a49b6ce1589c3ac7bb447e9ca392e0&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; width=&quot;384&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah....&amp;nbsp;peidei!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_________________________________________________________ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;MFF-Baby&#39;sFirstBadWord&quot; height=&quot;450&quot; src=&quot;http://64.4.56.71/att/GetInline.aspx?messageid=9ac3ee23-e3d6-11e0-9ed4-00215ad9a7b8&amp;amp;attindex=5&amp;amp;cp=-1&amp;amp;attdepth=5&amp;amp;imgsrc=cid%3a13.384584647%40web125903.mail.ne1.yahoo.com&amp;amp;shared=1&amp;amp;hm__login=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__domain=hotmail.com&amp;amp;ip=10.25.150.8&amp;amp;d=d3196&amp;amp;mf=0&amp;amp;hm__ts=Thu%2c%2022%20Sep%202011%2015%3a06%3a03%20GMT&amp;amp;st=nadson15&amp;amp;hm__ha=01_e5e97949296f1907d3736ceccf2d0bf9760d1a6ca47ce2ed8420fc89fbb6aa46&amp;amp;oneredir=1&quot; width=&quot;315&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lá vem ela&amp;nbsp;tentando enfiar aquela &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt;&quot;&gt;coisa nojenta na minha boquinha...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 9pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;336&quot; 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font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;O marido chega para a esposa e pergunta:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;- Querida, seja sincera...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;O que você faria se eu ganhasse na loteria?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;E a esposa respondeu:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;- Eu pegaria metade da grana e cairia fora.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;Ai o marido pegou o bilhete:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 24pt;&quot;&gt;- Taí, ganhei 12 reais na Lotofácil. 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