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53. <div style="text-align: center;">
54. <b><span style="color: blue;">Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband,</span></b></div>
55. <div style="text-align: center;">
56. <b><span style="color: blue;">“I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM,the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was</span></b></div>
57. <div style="text-align: center;">
58. <b><span style="color: blue;">handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1</span></b></div>
59. <div style="text-align: center;">
60. <b><span style="color: blue;">PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates</span></b></div>
61. <div style="text-align: center;">
62. <b><span style="color: blue;">arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman</span></b></div>
63. <div style="text-align: center;">
64. <span style="color: blue;"><span style="text-align: left;"><b>couldn't</b></span><b> wait for her husband to come home</b></span></div>
65. <div style="text-align: center;">
66. <b><span style="color: blue;">"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress !" she</span></b></div>
67. <div style="text-align: center;">
68. <b><span style="color: blue;">exclaimed. “I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"</span></b></div>
69. <div style="text-align: center;">
70. <b><span style="color: blue;">------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></b></div>
71. <div style="text-align: center;">
72. <b><span style="color: red;">Bigger Breasts</span></b></div>
73. <div style="text-align: center;">
74. <b><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></b></div>
75. <div style="text-align: center;">
76. <span style="color: blue;"><b>A couple has been married for many years, and one day the</b></span></div>
77. <div style="text-align: center;">
78. <span style="color: blue;"><b>man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts.</b></span></div>
79. <div style="text-align: center;">
80. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“But how am I going to get bigger breasts?” she asks.</b></span></div>
81. <div style="text-align: center;">
82. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“That’s simple”, he says, “Just rub your breasts with toilet</b></span></div>
83. <div style="text-align: center;">
84. <span style="color: blue;"><b>paper every day”.</b></span></div>
85. <div style="text-align: center;">
86. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“And that would do it?” the surprised wife wonders.</b></span></div>
87. <div style="text-align: center;">
88. <b><span style="color: blue;"></span></b></div>
89. <div style="text-align: center;">
90. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“Well,” answers the husband, “it sure did work on your behind"</b></span></div>
91. <div style="text-align: center;">
92. <span style="color: blue;"><b>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b></span></div>
93. <div style="text-align: center;">
94. <b><span style="color: red;">Rich Hooker</span></b></div>
95. <div style="text-align: center;">
96. <span style="color: blue;"><b>One day a man went on a business trip to Florida.</b></span></div>
97. <div style="text-align: center;">
98. <span style="color: blue;"><b>He had seen this hooker and he asked, “How much for a hand</b></span></div>
99. <div style="text-align: center;">
100. <span style="color: blue;"><b>job?”</b></span></div>
101. <div style="text-align: center;">
102. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The hooker replied, “100 Bucks.”</b></span></div>
103. <div style="text-align: center;">
104. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The man said “100 Bucks, that’s a lot of got damn money.”</b></span></div>
105. <div style="text-align: center;">
106. <span style="color: blue;"><b>So the hooker pulled him to the side and said, “See that</b></span></div>
107. <div style="text-align: center;">
108. <span style="color: blue;"><b>Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs.”</b></span></div>
109. <div style="text-align: center;">
110. <span style="color: blue;"><b>So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had</b></span></div>
111. <div style="text-align: center;">
112. <span style="color: blue;"><b>ever had.</b></span></div>
113. <div style="text-align: center;">
114. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The next day he sees her and asks, “How much for a head</b></span></div>
115. <div style="text-align: center;">
116. <span style="color: blue;"><b>job?”</b></span></div>
117. <div style="text-align: center;">
118. <span style="color: blue;"><b>She said, “200 dollars.”</b></span></div>
119. <div style="text-align: center;">
120. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“200 dollars, that’s a lot of money.”</b></span></div>
121. <div style="text-align: center;">
122. <span style="color: blue;"><b>She pulled him to the side and said, “You see that yacht by the</b></span></div>
123. <div style="text-align: center;">
124. <span style="color: blue;"><b>pier, I paid for that yacht by giving head jobs.”</b></span></div>
125. <div style="text-align: center;">
126. <span style="color: blue;"><b>So he gives her the money, and gets the best head job of his life</b></span></div>
127. <div style="text-align: center;">
128. <span style="color: blue;"><b>On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says ,</b></span></div>
129. <div style="text-align: center;">
130. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“The hand job was good, the head job was great, how much for</b></span></div>
131. <div style="text-align: center;">
132. <span style="color: blue;"><b>the whole package.”</b></span></div>
133. <div style="text-align: center;">
134. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“1000 dollars.’</b></span></div>
135. <div style="text-align: center;">
136. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“1000 dollars that’s a lot of god damn money.”</b></span></div>
137. <div style="text-align: center;">
138. <span style="color: blue;"><b>So she pulled him to side and said, “You see that island, I could</b></span></div>
139. <div style="text-align: center;">
140. <span style="color: blue;"><b></b></span></div>
141. <div style="text-align: center;">
142. <span style="color: blue;"><b>afford that if I had a vagina.”</b></span></div>
143. <div style="text-align: center;">
144. <span style="color: blue;"><b>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b></span></div>
145. <div style="text-align: center;">
146. <span style="color: red;"><b>Watergate Honeymoon</b></span></div>
147. <div style="text-align: center;">
148. <span style="color: blue;"><b>A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.</b></span></div>
149. <div style="text-align: center;">
150. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The bride is concerned, and asks, “What if the place is still</b></span></div>
151. <div style="text-align: center;">
152. <span style="color: blue;"><b>bugged?”</b></span></div>
153. <div style="text-align: center;">
154. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The groom says, “I’ll look for a bug.” He looks behind the</b></span></div>
155. <div style="text-align: center;">
156. <span style="color: blue;"><b>drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says,</b></span></div>
157. <div style="text-align: center;">
158. <span style="color: blue;"><b>"AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his</b></span></div>
159. <div style="text-align: center;">
160. <span style="color: blue;"><b>Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc</b></span></div>
161. <div style="text-align: center;">
162. <span style="color: blue;"><b>out the window.</b></span></div>
163. <div style="text-align: center;">
164. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds,</b></span></div>
165. <div style="text-align: center;">
166. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay</b></span></div>
167. <div style="text-align: center;">
168. <span style="color: blue;"><b>at the Watergate Hotel?”</b></span></div>
169. <div style="text-align: center;">
170. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The groom says, “Why are you asking me all of these</b></span></div>
171. <div style="text-align: center;">
172. <span style="color: blue;"><b>questions?”</b></span></div>
173. <div style="text-align: center;">
174. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The hotel manager says, “Well, the couple in the room UNDER</b></span></div>
175. <div style="text-align: center;">
176. <span style="color: blue;"><b></b></span></div>
177. <div style="text-align: center;">
178. <span style="color: blue;"><b>you complained that the chandelier fell on them.”</b></span><br />
179. <span style="color: blue;"><b>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b></span><br />
180. <b><span style="color: red;">Honesty</span></b><br />
181. <span style="color: blue;"><b>An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She</b></span><br />
182. <span style="color: blue;"><b>was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty</b></span><br />
183. <span style="color: blue;"><b>soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began</b></span><br />
184. <span style="color: blue;"><b>to interview young lawyers.</b></span><br />
185. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of</b></span><br />
186. <span style="color: blue;"><b>the first applicants, "in a business like this our personal integrity</b></span><br />
187. <span style="color: blue;"><b>must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson,</b></span><br />
188. <span style="color: blue;"><b>are you an honest lawyer?”</b></span><br />
189. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something</b></span><br />
190. <span style="color: blue;"><b>about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my father lent me $15,000</b></span><br />
191. <span style="color: blue;"><b>for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried</b></span><br />
192. <span style="color: blue;"><b>my very first case".</b></span><br />
193. <span style="color: blue;"><b>“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”</b></span><br />
194. <span style="color: blue;"><b>The lawyer squirmed in his sit and admitted, “He sued me for</b></span><br />
195. <span style="color: blue;"><b></b></span><br />
196. <span style="color: blue;"><b>the money”</b></span></div>
197. </div>
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199. must visit for latest jokes and humor.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/feeds/8798035207958481608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2015/04/special-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/8798035207958481608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/8798035207958481608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2015/04/special-day.html' title='Special Day'/><author><name>Love is Life</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10307535782385685123</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHzDsyqdYI1PX59066apAKi62Tw-rKhxD72xA1H0UXew-5PAKI_ZgUjTEKpH-dRtFKIr8gWiAAS30LWd-EnUWx29ibvD9kkVaq6Q8GmZnp8ej0w1FOJla4M9E4TtadSxI/s220/DSCF3627.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5226200582102462721.post-3034220680556470992</id><published>2013-10-06T14:19:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2013-10-06T14:19:34.429+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="English Jokes"/><title type='text'>common jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
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203. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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217. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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231. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he d outpace the cop, the</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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238. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">friend to the old man.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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245. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car s speed rose to sixty, then</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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252. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Oh, don t worry, I can drive.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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259. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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266. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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271. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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273. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">eee</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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277. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 165.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
278. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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280. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Listen, Mister, I</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
281. </td></tr>
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284. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 168.95pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
285. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
286. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 168.95pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
287. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
288. </td></tr>
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291. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 180.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
292. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
293. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 180.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
294. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
295. </td></tr>
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298. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 633.65pt; mso-element-top: 188.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
299. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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301. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">judge looked severely at the defendant and asked,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>How many times</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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305. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 195.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
306. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
307. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 195.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
308. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">excuse and I ll let you go.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
309. </td></tr>
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312. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 203.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
313. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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315. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">have you been imprisoned?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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319. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 218.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
320. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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322. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The man thought for a moment and said:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Three weeks ago my wife ran off</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
323. </td></tr>
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327. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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329. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Nine, you Honour.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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333. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 234.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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336. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">with a poli ce officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
337. </td></tr>
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340. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 249.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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343. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">that officer and were trying to give her back to me.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
344. </td></tr>
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346. </div>
347. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 249.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
348. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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350. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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354. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 272.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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357. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">No ticket.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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360. </div>
361. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 272.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
362. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
363. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 272.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
364. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Maximum sentence?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>said the defendant.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Don t you give your regular clients</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
365. </td></tr>
366. </tbody></table>
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368. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 288.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
369. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
370. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 288.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
371. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">a discount</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
372. </td></tr>
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374. </div>
375. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 249.65pt; mso-element-top: 291.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
376. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
377. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 249.65pt; mso-element-top: 291.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
378. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">eee</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
379. </td></tr>
380. </tbody></table>
381. </div>
382. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 307.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
383. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
384. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 307.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
385. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">L</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
386. </td></tr>
387. </tbody></table>
388. </div>
389. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 314.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
390. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
391. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 314.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
392. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">eee</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
393. </td></tr>
394. </tbody></table>
395. </div>
396. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 72.95pt; mso-element-top: 326.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
397. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
398. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 72.95pt; mso-element-top: 326.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
399. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ate one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
400. </td></tr>
401. </tbody></table>
402. </div>
403. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 337.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
404. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
405. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 337.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
406. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">O</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
407. </td></tr>
408. </tbody></table>
409. </div>
410. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 341.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
411. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
412. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 341.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
413. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Give me your money,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>he</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
414. </td></tr>
415. </tbody></table>
416. </div>
417. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 357.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
418. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
419. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 357.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
420. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">demanded.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
421. </td></tr>
422. </tbody></table>
423. </div>
424. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 633.65pt; mso-element-top: 357.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
425. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
426. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 633.65pt; mso-element-top: 357.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
427. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ne<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>man to another.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman; a</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
428. </td></tr>
429. </tbody></table>
430. </div>
431. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 372.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
432. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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434. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">woman who ll make me happy.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
435. </td></tr>
436. </tbody></table>
437. </div>
438. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 380.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
439. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
440. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 380.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
441. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Indignant, the affluent man replied,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>You can t do this I m a politician!</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
442. </td></tr>
443. </tbody></table>
444. </div>
445. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 395.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
446. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
447. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 395.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
448. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Make up your mind.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
449. </td></tr>
450. </tbody></table>
451. </div>
452. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 403.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
453. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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455. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">In that case,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>replied the robber,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>give me my money!</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
456. </td></tr>
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458. </div>
459. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 249.65pt; mso-element-top: 426.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
460. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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462. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 17pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ef</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
463. </td></tr>
464. </tbody></table>
465. </div>
466. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 785.9pt; mso-element-top: 426.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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469. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">J J J</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
470. </td></tr>
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474. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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476. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">T</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
477. </td></tr>
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480. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 458.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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483. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
484. </td></tr>
485. </tbody></table>
486. </div>
487. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 625.9pt; mso-element-top: 468.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
488. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
489. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 625.9pt; mso-element-top: 468.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
490. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">he doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
491. </td></tr>
492. </tbody></table>
493. </div>
494. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 76.85pt; mso-element-top: 477.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
495. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
496. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 76.85pt; mso-element-top: 477.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
497. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">n American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>The lift will be</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
498. </td></tr>
499. </tbody></table>
500. </div>
501. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 483.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
502. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
503. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 483.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
504. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">examination.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
505. </td></tr>
506. </tbody></table>
507. </div>
508. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 492.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
509. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
510. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 492.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
511. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">down presently,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>the receptionist told him.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
512. </td></tr>
513. </tbody></table>
514. </div>
515. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 506.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
516. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
517. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 506.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
518. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The best thing for you to do,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>the doctor said,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>is give up drinking and</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
519. </td></tr>
520. </tbody></table>
521. </div>
522. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 515.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
523. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
524. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 515.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
525. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The lift?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>said the American.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Oh, you mean the elevator.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
526. </td></tr>
527. </tbody></table>
528. </div>
529. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 522.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
530. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
531. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 522.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
532. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
533. </td></tr>
534. </tbody></table>
535. </div>
536. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 538.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
537. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
538. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 538.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
539. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">No, I mean the lift.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>replied the Englishman.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
540. </td></tr>
541. </tbody></table>
542. </div>
543. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 545.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
544. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
545. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 545.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
546. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Doctor, I don t deserve the best,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>said the patient.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">   </span>What s next best?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
547. </td></tr>
548. </tbody></table>
549. </div>
550. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 561.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
551. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
552. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 561.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
553. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">I think I should know what it is called,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>said the American.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Elevators were</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
554. </td></tr>
555. </tbody></table>
556. </div>
557. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 576.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
558. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
559. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 576.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
560. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 17pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ef</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
561. </td></tr>
562. </tbody></table>
563. </div>
564. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 577.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
565. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
566. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 577.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
567. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">invented in the States.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
568. </td></tr>
569. </tbody></table>
570. </div>
571. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 600.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
572. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
573. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 600.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
574. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Perhaps,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>retorted the Englishman.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>But we invented the language.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
575. </td></tr>
576. </tbody></table>
577. </div>
578. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 609.3pt; mso-element-top: 623.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
579. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
580. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 609.3pt; mso-element-top: 623.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
581. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 10pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">An old man gives good advice in order to console himself for no longer being able to set a bad</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
582. </td></tr>
583. </tbody></table>
584. </div>
585. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 609.3pt; mso-element-top: 636.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
586. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
587. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 609.3pt; mso-element-top: 636.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
588. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 10pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">example.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
589. </td></tr>
590. </tbody></table>
591. </div>
592. </div>
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595. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 61.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
596. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
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598. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">W</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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601. </div>
602. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 61.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
603. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
604. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 61.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
605. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">T</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
606. </td></tr>
607. </tbody></table>
608. </div>
609. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 84.5pt; mso-element-top: 80.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
610. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
611. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 84.5pt; mso-element-top: 80.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
612. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">hen an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
613. </td></tr>
614. </tbody></table>
615. </div>
616. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 625.9pt; mso-element-top: 80.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
617. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
618. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 625.9pt; mso-element-top: 80.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
619. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">wo terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
620. </td></tr>
621. </tbody></table>
622. </div>
623. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 96.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
624. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
625. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 96.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
626. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">turned her down, saying:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Your salary is already higher than that of the</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
627. </td></tr>
628. </tbody></table>
629. </div>
630. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 96.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
631. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
632. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 96.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
633. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">bomb, which one of them had in his lap.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
634. </td></tr>
635. </tbody></table>
636. </div>
637. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 111.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
638. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
639. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 111.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
640. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
641. </td></tr>
642. </tbody></table>
643. </div>
644. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 119.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
645. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
646. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 119.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
647. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>said the man carrying</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
648. </td></tr>
649. </tbody></table>
650. </div>
651. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 134.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
652. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
653. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 134.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
654. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Excuse me,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>the efficient woman replied,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>I thought we got paid for what we</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
655. </td></tr>
656. </tbody></table>
657. </div>
658. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 134.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
659. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
660. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 134.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
661. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">the explosive.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
662. </td></tr>
663. </tbody></table>
664. </div>
665. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 149.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
666. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
667. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 149.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
668. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">produce here not for what we produce at home in our own time.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
669. </td></tr>
670. </tbody></table>
671. </div>
672. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 157.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
673. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
674. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 157.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
675. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Don t worry,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>the driver assured him,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>we have got a spare one in the boot.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
676. </td></tr>
677. </tbody></table>
678. </div>
679. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 801.3pt; mso-element-top: 184.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
680. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
681. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 801.3pt; mso-element-top: 184.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
682. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ooo</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
683. </td></tr>
684. </tbody></table>
685. </div>
686. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 195.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
687. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
688. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 195.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
689. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
690. </td></tr>
691. </tbody></table>
692. </div>
693. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 204.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
694. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
695. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 204.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
696. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">B</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
697. </td></tr>
698. </tbody></table>
699. </div>
700. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 215.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
701. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
702. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 215.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
703. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
704. </td></tr>
705. </tbody></table>
706. </div>
707. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 627.25pt; mso-element-top: 224.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
708. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
709. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 627.25pt; mso-element-top: 224.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
710. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">oy to mother: I ve<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>decided to stop studying.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
711. </td></tr>
712. </tbody></table>
713. </div>
714. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 230.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
715. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
716. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 230.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
717. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">charging towards him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
718. </td></tr>
719. </tbody></table>
720. </div>
721. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 245.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
722. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
723. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 245.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
724. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">continued his milking.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
725. </td></tr>
726. </tbody></table>
727. </div>
728. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 247.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
729. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
730. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 247.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
731. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">How come?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>asked the mother.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
732. </td></tr>
733. </tbody></table>
734. </div>
735. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 268.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
736. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
737. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 268.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
738. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">To everyone s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy,</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
739. </td></tr>
740. </tbody></table>
741. </div>
742. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 270.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
743. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
744. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 270.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
745. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
746. </td></tr>
747. </tbody></table>
748. </div>
749. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 284.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
750. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
751. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 284.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
752. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">turned around and walked away .<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Weren t you afraid?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>one of the workers</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
753. </td></tr>
754. </tbody></table>
755. </div>
756. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 299.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
757. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
758. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 299.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
759. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">asked the boy.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
760. </td></tr>
761. </tbody></table>
762. </div>
763. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 320.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
764. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
765. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 320.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
766. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">F</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
767. </td></tr>
768. </tbody></table>
769. </div>
770. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 322.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
771. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
772. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 322.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
773. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Not at all,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>the boy replied ,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
774. </td></tr>
775. </tbody></table>
776. </div>
777. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 623.35pt; mso-element-top: 339.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
778. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
779. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 623.35pt; mso-element-top: 339.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
780. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">or their first anniversary, a man bought his young wife a cell phone. She</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
781. </td></tr>
782. </tbody></table>
783. </div>
784. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 354.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
785. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
786. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 354.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
787. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">was thrilled and listened eagerly as he explained all its features. The next</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
788. </td></tr>
789. </tbody></table>
790. </div>
791. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 369.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
792. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
793. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 369.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
794. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">day she was out shopping when the phone rang.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
795. </td></tr>
796. </tbody></table>
797. </div>
798. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 377.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
799. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
800. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 377.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
801. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
802. </td></tr>
803. </tbody></table>
804. </div>
805. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 392.95pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
806. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
807. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 392.95pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
808. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Hey, darling,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>he husband said.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>How do you like your new phone?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
809. </td></tr>
810. </tbody></table>
811. </div>
812. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 396.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
813. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
814. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 396.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
815. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">patient complains to a famous psychologist:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Professor, I ve been having</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
816. </td></tr>
817. </tbody></table>
818. </div>
819. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 412.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
820. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
821. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 412.15pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
822. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">terrible obsessions for years, and no one has ever been able to help me.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
823. </td></tr>
824. </tbody></table>
825. </div>
826. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 416.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
827. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
828. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 416.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
829. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Oh, I just love it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>she gushed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>It s so cute and small and your voice sounds</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
830. </td></tr>
831. </tbody></table>
832. </div>
833. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 431.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
834. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
835. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 431.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
836. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">so clear. But there s just one thing I don t understand.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
837. </td></tr>
838. </tbody></table>
839. </div>
840. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 435.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
841. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
842. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 435.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
843. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Who s been treating you until now?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
844. </td></tr>
845. </tbody></table>
846. </div>
847. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 454.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
848. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
849. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 454.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
850. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">What s that?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
851. </td></tr>
852. </tbody></table>
853. </div>
854. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 458.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
855. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
856. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 458.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
857. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Dr Lal Rathor.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
858. </td></tr>
859. </tbody></table>
860. </div>
861. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 477.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
862. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
863. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 477.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
864. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">How did you know I was at the sari shop?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
865. </td></tr>
866. </tbody></table>
867. </div>
868. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 481.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
869. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
870. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 481.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
871. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">I see. He s an idiot. I m curious to know what he advised you to do.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
872. </td></tr>
873. </tbody></table>
874. </div>
875. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 504.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
876. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
877. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 504.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
878. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">To come and see you.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
879. </td></tr>
880. </tbody></table>
881. </div>
882. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 504.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
883. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
884. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 504.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
885. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 17pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ef</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
886. </td></tr>
887. </tbody></table>
888. </div>
889. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 523.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
890. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
891. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 523.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
892. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">H</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
893. </td></tr>
894. </tbody></table>
895. </div>
896. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 249.65pt; mso-element-top: 531.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
897. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
898. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 249.65pt; mso-element-top: 531.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
899. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 17pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ef</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
900. </td></tr>
901. </tbody></table>
902. </div>
903. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 631.05pt; mso-element-top: 542.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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905. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 631.05pt; mso-element-top: 542.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
906. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">usband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
907. </td></tr>
908. </tbody></table>
909. </div>
910. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 558.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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912. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 558.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
913. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">losing his temper.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Be careful,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>he said to his wife.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>You ll bring out the beast</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
914. </td></tr>
915. </tbody></table>
916. </div>
917. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 560.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
918. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
919. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 560.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
920. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">O</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
921. </td></tr>
922. </tbody></table>
923. </div>
924. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 573.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
925. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
926. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 573.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
927. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">in me.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
928. </td></tr>
929. </tbody></table>
930. </div>
931. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 579.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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933. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 579.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
934. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">verheard: I can say one good thing about airline food: at least they re</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
935. </td></tr>
936. </tbody></table>
937. </div>
938. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 595.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
939. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
940. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 595.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
941. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">considerate enough to give you only small portions.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
942. </td></tr>
943. </tbody></table>
944. </div>
945. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 596.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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948. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">So what?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>his wife shot back.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Who s afraid of a mouse?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
949. </td></tr>
950. </tbody></table>
951. </div>
952. </div>
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955. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 61.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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958. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">T</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
959. </td></tr>
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961. </div>
962. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 61.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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965. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">M</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
966. </td></tr>
967. </tbody></table>
968. </div>
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972. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">hree lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
973. </td></tr>
974. </tbody></table>
975. </div>
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979. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">en who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
980. </td></tr>
981. </tbody></table>
982. </div>
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986. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
987. </td></tr>
988. </tbody></table>
989. </div>
990. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 96.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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993. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
994. </td></tr>
995. </tbody></table>
996. </div>
997. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 111.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1000. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">only one ticket between them.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1001. </td></tr>
1002. </tbody></table>
1003. </div>
1004. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 134.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1007. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">How are you going to travel on a single ticket?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>asked a lawyer.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1008. </td></tr>
1009. </tbody></table>
1010. </div>
1011. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 157.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1014. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Wait and watch,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>answered one of the engineers.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1015. </td></tr>
1016. </tbody></table>
1017. </div>
1018. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 176.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1021. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1022. </td></tr>
1023. </tbody></table>
1024. </div>
1025. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 180.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1028. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">When they<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre e</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1029. </td></tr>
1030. </tbody></table>
1031. </div>
1032. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 195.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1035. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1036. </td></tr>
1037. </tbody></table>
1038. </div>
1039. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 633.65pt; mso-element-top: 195.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1042. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1043. </td></tr>
1044. </tbody></table>
1045. </div>
1046. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 211.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1048. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 211.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1049. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1050. </td></tr>
1051. </tbody></table>
1052. </div>
1053. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 211.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1056. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1057. </td></tr>
1058. </tbody></table>
1059. </div>
1060. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 226.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1063. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">door and asked,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Ticket please.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>The door opened just a crack and a single</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1064. </td></tr>
1065. </tbody></table>
1066. </div>
1067. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 226.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1070. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">took to build.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1071. </td></tr>
1072. </tbody></table>
1073. </div>
1074. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 241.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1075. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1076. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 241.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1077. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1078. </td></tr>
1079. </tbody></table>
1080. </div>
1081. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 253.45pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
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1084. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Twenty years,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>replied the guide.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1085. </td></tr>
1086. </tbody></table>
1087. </div>
1088. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 257.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1089. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1090. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 257.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1091. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1092. </td></tr>
1093. </tbody></table>
1094. </div>
1095. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 280.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1096. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1097. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 280.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1098. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1099. </td></tr>
1100. </tbody></table>
1101. </div>
1102. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 280.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1103. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1104. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 280.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1105. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">You Indians are a lazy lot,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>the tourist said.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>In my country, this could have</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1106. </td></tr>
1107. </tbody></table>
1108. </div>
1109. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 295.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1110. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1111. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 295.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1112. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">astonishment, the engineers didn t buy any.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>How are you going to travel</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1113. </td></tr>
1114. </tbody></table>
1115. </div>
1116. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 295.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1117. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1118. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 295.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1119. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">been built in five.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1120. </td></tr>
1121. </tbody></table>
1122. </div>
1123. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 311.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1124. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1125. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 311.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1126. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">without a ticket?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>asked one of the perplexed lawyers.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1127. </td></tr>
1128. </tbody></table>
1129. </div>
1130. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 322.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1131. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1132. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 322.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1133. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">At Agra he admired the Taj s beauty and asked how many years it took to</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1134. </td></tr>
1135. </tbody></table>
1136. </div>
1137. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 334.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1138. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1139. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 334.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1140. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Wait and watch,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>answered an engineer.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1141. </td></tr>
1142. </tbody></table>
1143. </div>
1144. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 337.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1145. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1146. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 337.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1147. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">build.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1148. </td></tr>
1149. </tbody></table>
1150. </div>
1151. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 357.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1152. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1153. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 357.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1154. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1155. </td></tr>
1156. </tbody></table>
1157. </div>
1158. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 364.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1159. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1160. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 364.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1161. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Only ten years,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>said the guide.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1162. </td></tr>
1163. </tbody></table>
1164. </div>
1165. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 372.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1166. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1167. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 372.5pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1168. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">into another nearby.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1169. </td></tr>
1170. </tbody></table>
1171. </div>
1172. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 387.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1173. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1174. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 387.85pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1175. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1176. </td></tr>
1177. </tbody></table>
1178. </div>
1179. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 391.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1180. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1181. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 391.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1182. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The tourist retorted:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1183. </td></tr>
1184. </tbody></table>
1185. </div>
1186. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 407.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1187. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1188. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 407.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1189. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">in two-and-a-half.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1190. </td></tr>
1191. </tbody></table>
1192. </div>
1193. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 410.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1194. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1195. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 410.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1196. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">He knocked on the door and said,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Ticket, please.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1197. </td></tr>
1198. </tbody></table>
1199. </div>
1200. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 433.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1201. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1202. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 433.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1203. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1204. </td></tr>
1205. </tbody></table>
1206. </div>
1207. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 449.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1208. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1209. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 449.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1210. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, when they reached the</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1211. </td></tr>
1212. </tbody></table>
1213. </div>
1214. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 252.15pt; mso-element-top: 453.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1215. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1216. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 252.15pt; mso-element-top: 453.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1217. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">ef</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1218. </td></tr>
1219. </tbody></table>
1220. </div>
1221. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 464.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1222. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1223. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 464.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1224. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>I don t</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1225. </td></tr>
1226. </tbody></table>
1227. </div>
1228. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 478.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1229. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1230. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 61.45pt; mso-element-top: 478.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1231. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">M</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1232. </td></tr>
1233. </tbody></table>
1234. </div>
1235. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 480.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1236. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1237. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 480.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1238. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">know. It wasn t there yesterday evening.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1239. </td></tr>
1240. </tbody></table>
1241. </div>
1242. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 497.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1243. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1244. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 80.65pt; mso-element-top: 497.9pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1245. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">aid: What do you want, sir?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1246. </td></tr>
1247. </tbody></table>
1248. </div>
1249. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 513.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1250. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1251. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 513.3pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1252. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Visitor: I want to see your master.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1253. </td></tr>
1254. </tbody></table>
1255. </div>
1256. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 528.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1257. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1258. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 528.65pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1259. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Maid: What s your business, please?</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1260. </td></tr>
1261. </tbody></table>
1262. </div>
1263. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 544.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1264. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1265. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 544.05pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1266. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Visitor: There is a bill...</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1267. </td></tr>
1268. </tbody></table>
1269. </div>
1270. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 546.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1271. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1272. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 614.45pt; mso-element-top: 546.55pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1273. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">O</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1274. </td></tr>
1275. </tbody></table>
1276. </div>
1277. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 559.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1278. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1279. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 559.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1280. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1281. </td></tr>
1282. </tbody></table>
1283. </div>
1284. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 631.05pt; mso-element-top: 565.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1285. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1286. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 631.05pt; mso-element-top: 565.75pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1287. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">verheard at the veterinarian s:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>I had my cat neutered. He s still out all</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1288. </td></tr>
1289. </tbody></table>
1290. </div>
1291. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 574.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1292. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1293. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 574.7pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1294. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Visitor: Which I have to pay him...</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1295. </td></tr>
1296. </tbody></table>
1297. </div>
1298. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 581.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1299. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1300. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 610.55pt; mso-element-top: 581.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1301. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">night with the other cats, but now he s a consultant.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1302. </td></tr>
1303. </tbody></table>
1304. </div>
1305. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 590.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1306. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1307. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 57.65pt; mso-element-top: 590.1pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1308. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">Maid: And he returned this morning.</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1309. </td></tr>
1310. </tbody></table>
1311. </div>
1312. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 623.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1313. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1314. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 802.55pt; mso-element-top: 623.35pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1315. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">eee</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1316. </td></tr>
1317. </tbody></table>
1318. </div>
1319. <div style="mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 232.95pt; mso-element-top: 627.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly;">
1320. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" vspace="0"><tbody>
1321. <tr><td align="left" style="background-color: transparent; border-bottom: #e0dfe3; border-left: #e0dfe3; border-right: #e0dfe3; border-top: #e0dfe3; padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-element-anchor-horizontal: page; mso-element-anchor-vertical: page; mso-element-left: 232.95pt; mso-element-top: 627.25pt; mso-element-wrap: auto; mso-element: frame; mso-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph;">
1322. <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 15pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">J J J</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
1323. </td></tr>
1324. </tbody></table>
1325. </div>
1326. </div>
1327. <div class="blogger-post-footer">Hot jokes and chutkule. Published on http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/
1328. must visit for latest jokes and humor.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/feeds/2366618933465526983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2013/10/engineers-best-jokes.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/2366618933465526983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/2366618933465526983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2013/10/engineers-best-jokes.html' title='Engineer&#39;s Best Jokes'/><author><name>Love is Life</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10307535782385685123</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHzDsyqdYI1PX59066apAKi62Tw-rKhxD72xA1H0UXew-5PAKI_ZgUjTEKpH-dRtFKIr8gWiAAS30LWd-EnUWx29ibvD9kkVaq6Q8GmZnp8ej0w1FOJla4M9E4TtadSxI/s220/DSCF3627.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5226200582102462721.post-3162295871084909467</id><published>2013-09-08T13:54:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2013-09-08T13:54:08.169+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="chutkule"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="English Jokes"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hindi Jokes"/><title type='text'>Adult Jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
1329. <h3>
1330. Adult Jokes</h3>
1331. <div>
1332. <div class="MsoNormal">
1333. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Recommended
1334. dosage of viagra:<br />
1335. New Girlfriend: No Need<br />
1336. Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet<br />
1337. Mistress: 1 Tablet<br />
1338. Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power</span></div>
1339. <div class="MsoNormal">
1340. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife: My hubby
1341. & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .<br />
1342. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?<br />
1343. Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.</span></div>
1344. <div class="MsoNormal">
1345. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wives are
1346. funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then
1347. they want to kill the woman who does.</span></div>
1348. <div class="MsoNormal">
1349. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A man was
1350. charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman). The judge said; I
1351. havn't seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason
1352. why you did it?<br />
1353. Man: I can give 3 reasons.It' non of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1354. business, she was my wife and I didn't know she was dead as she always acted
1355. like that. </span></div>
1356. <div class="MsoNormal">
1357. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Pappu meets
1358. his father in red light area. Pappu: Papa aap yahan?<br />
1359. Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe
1360. jate. </span></div>
1361. <div class="MsoNormal">
1362. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wives are
1363. funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then
1364. they want to kill the woman who does.</span></div>
1365. <div class="MsoNormal">
1366. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>    <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Letter to
1367. mom by her daughter a month after her marriage: Fine here mom, but one
1368. problem... my husband keeps on fucking me all the time... while bathing,
1369. cooking, dish washing even while washing, Ironing clothes! I'm fucked up mom...
1370. Any idea to control his urges? Sorry for the SHAKY HANDWRITING.</span></div>
1371. <div class="MsoNormal">
1372. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">What is a
1373. man's definition of foreplay?<br />
1374. Half an hour of serious begging!</span></div>
1375. <div class="MsoNormal">
1376. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Every married
1377. man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot
1378. fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....<o:p></o:p></span></div>
1379. <div class="MsoNormal">
1380. <br /></div>
1381. <div class="MsoNormal">
1382. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A man stands
1383. nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b
1384. a king.<br />
1385. Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen.</span></div>
1386. <div class="MsoNormal">
1387. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife bought a
1388. new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.<br />
1389. Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.<br />
1390. Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha. </span></div>
1391. <div class="MsoNormal">
1392. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: Why do most
1393. women sleep in the afternoon ?<br />
1394. A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor
1395. performance!! </span></div>
1396. <div class="MsoNormal">
1397. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Ladki: Tum
1398. Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?<br />
1399. Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal. <br />
1400. Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? <br />
1401. Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN! </span></div>
1402. <div class="MsoNormal">
1403. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife: Muje
1404. lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.<br />
1405. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?<br />
1406. Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the. </span></div>
1407. <div class="MsoNormal">
1408. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Recommended
1409. Dosage of VIAGRA<br />
1410. New Girl friend: No need, <br />
1411. Old G/f: 1/2 tablet, <br />
1412. Mistress: 1 tablet, <br />
1413. Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission. </span></div>
1414. <div class="MsoNormal">
1415. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">In bed
1416. frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?<br />
1417. Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can't think of anyone tonight!</span></div>
1418. <div class="MsoNormal">
1419. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A time comes
1420. in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn't mean that you have
1421. become Enlightened. It doesn't mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means
1422. that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot
1423. even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.</span></div>
1424. <div class="MsoNormal">
1425. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife 2 naked
1426. husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> thing?<br />
1427. Husband: So what?<br />
1428. Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!</span></div>
1429. <div class="MsoNormal">
1430. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife A: I hate
1431. my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.<br />
1432. Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.<br />
1433. Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge.. Tarik pe Tarikh<o:p></o:p></span></div>
1434. <div class="MsoNormal">
1435. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">On their first
1436. night:<br />
1437. Husband: Is it really <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1438. first night?<br />
1439. Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.</span></div>
1440. <div class="MsoNormal">
1441. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Woman was
1442. having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for
1443. the Baby and then tight for the Daddy</span></div>
1444. <div class="MsoNormal">
1445. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Doc: Reports
1446. have got mixed up. I don't know if <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1447. wife has AIDS or Alzheimer<br />
1448. Man: What shld I do?<br />
1449. Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK</span></div>
1450. <div class="MsoNormal">
1451. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">The groom
1452. stood naked in front of the mirror:<br />
1453. 2 inches more & I'd be a king<br />
1454. Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen</span></div>
1455. <div class="MsoNormal">
1456. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">What is the
1457. difference between cheating <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1458. wife and cheating on the taxman?<br />
1459. If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.</span></div>
1460. <div class="MsoNormal">
1461. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A frustrated
1462. father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should
1463. have wasted u in the bathroom!</span></div>
1464. <div class="MsoNormal">
1465. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">One lady
1466. delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it
1467. possible?<br />
1468. Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.</span></div>
1469. <div class="MsoNormal">
1470. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Dentist didn't
1471. get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?<br />
1472. Nothing honey, just a temporary filling</span></div>
1473. <div class="MsoNormal">
1474. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife n <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Mobile</st1:place></st1:city>:<br />
1475. 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.<br />
1476. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.<br />
1477. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.</span></div>
1478. <div class="MsoNormal">
1479. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Husband: I
1480. fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1481. ear?<br />
1482. Wife: No, I might go deaf!<br />
1483. Husband: I've been cumin in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1484. mouth 4 15yrs & u r still fuckin talking.</span></div>
1485. <div class="MsoNormal">
1486. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">'Great, just
1487. what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. 'One more
1488. thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.'</span></div>
1489. <div class="MsoNormal">
1490. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Mother: Do u
1491. know the meaning of Mangalsutra?<br />
1492. Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.</span></div>
1493. <div class="MsoNormal">
1494. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What is the
1495. resemblance between a woman and a condom?<br />
1496. A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.</span></div>
1497. <div class="MsoNormal">
1498. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: Why does a
1499. woman have two pair of lips?<br />
1500. A: One is for fighting and one is to make up.</span></div>
1501. <div class="MsoNormal">
1502. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Lady 2 Maid:
1503. Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!<br />
1504. Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!<br />
1505. Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?<br />
1506. Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!</span></div>
1507. <div class="MsoNormal">
1508. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A man kills a
1509. deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.<br />
1510. He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.<br />
1511. Boy cries out: Don't eat it. It's a fucking asshole.</span></div>
1512. <div class="MsoNormal">
1513. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Suhagrat ke
1514. time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati
1515. hai.<br />
1516. Husband: Kya hua?<br />
1517. Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.</span></div>
1518. <div class="MsoNormal">
1519. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Son kills a
1520. butterfly.<br />
1521. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.<br />
1522. Son kills a honeybee.<br />
1523. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.<br />
1524. Mom kills a cockroach.<br />
1525. Son: Dad u tell her or should I? </span></div>
1526. <div class="MsoNormal">
1527. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man: Bless me
1528. God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.<br />
1529. God: Is anything +ve in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1530. family?<br />
1531. Man: I'm HIV positive.</span></div>
1532. <div class="MsoNormal">
1533. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Unborn twins in
1534. the mother's stomach saw a penis.<br />
1535. 1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.</span></div>
1536. <div class="MsoNormal">
1537. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"> </span></div>
1538. </div>
1539. </div>
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1542. <h3>
1543. Hot Sexy Jokes</h3>
1544. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
1545. <div class="MsoNormal">
1546. <span style="text-align: justify;">.  </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; text-align: justify;">Man Teases his
1547. ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?</span><br />
1548. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1549. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1550. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.</span></span></div>
1551. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1552. </span></div>
1553. <div class="MsoNormal">
1554. <br />
1555. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1556. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Prof teaching
1557. muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have
1558. an orgasm?</span></div>
1559. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1560. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1561. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!</span></span></div>
1562. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1563. </span></div>
1564. <div class="MsoNormal">
1565. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1566. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on"><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">UR</span></st1:place></st1:city><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"> msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for
1567. 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or
1568. Twice a Day. So msg like a <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Man.</st1:place></st1:state></span></div>
1569. </div>
1570. <div class="MsoNormal">
1571. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1572. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A loving
1573. husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied:
1574. "This is <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
1575. old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"</span></div>
1576. </div>
1577. <div class="MsoNormal">
1578. <br />
1579. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1580. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">What's the
1581. geographical definition of sex?</span></div>
1582. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1583. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1584. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally
1585. with a little help from </span><st1:country-region style="font-size: 10pt;" w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Greece</st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-size: 10pt;">!</span></span></div>
1586. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1587. </span></div>
1588. <div class="MsoNormal">
1589. <br />
1590. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1591. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Bunny
1592. seriously objected to the nomenclature of VAGINA.</span></div>
1593. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1594. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1595. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">His objection: Iko cheez ta vajaan wali hai, teh ohnu kehande ne VAJAI NA !</span></span></div>
1596. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1597. </span></div>
1598. <div class="MsoNormal">
1599. <br />
1600. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1601. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">A woman who
1602. arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the
1603. same called?</span></div>
1604. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1605. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1606. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">A Moisturiser.</span></span></div>
1607. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1608. </span></div>
1609. <div class="MsoNormal">
1610. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1611. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Our love will
1612. never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.</span></div>
1613. </div>
1614. <div class="MsoNormal">
1615. <br />
1616. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1617. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">What is pure
1618. Hindi name of Condom??</span></div>
1619. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1620. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1621. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.</span></span></div>
1622. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1623. </span></div>
1624. <div class="MsoNormal">
1625. <br />
1626. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1627. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Blonde: I
1628. think my tits are full of water.</span></div>
1629. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1630. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1631. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Doctor: How do u figure that?</span></span></div>
1632. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1633. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1634. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet</span></div>
1635. </span><o:p></o:p></div>
1636. <div class="MsoNormal">
1637. <br />
1638. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1639. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">A man was
1640. fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.</span></div>
1641. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1642. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1643. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in </span><st1:city style="font-size: 10pt;" w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> hole & u say it
1644. hurts</span></span></div>
1645. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1646. </span></div>
1647. <div class="MsoNormal">
1648. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1649. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Latest product
1650. in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull
1651. out</span></div>
1652. </div>
1653. <div class="MsoNormal">
1654. <br />
1655. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1656. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Q: Who's
1657. senior: Penis or Vagina?</span></div>
1658. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1659. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1660. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.</span></span></div>
1661. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1662. </span></div>
1663. <div class="MsoNormal">
1664. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1665. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Sex poetry:
1666. It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it
1667. rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits</span></div>
1668. </div>
1669. <div class="MsoNormal">
1670. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1671. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Skoda recently
1672. launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor
1673. Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!</span></div>
1674. </div>
1675. <div class="MsoNormal">
1676. <br />
1677. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1678. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Kamra khushboo
1679. naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,</span></div>
1680. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1681. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1682. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom
1683. charai baithe han</span></span></div>
1684. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1685. </span></div>
1686. <div class="MsoNormal">
1687. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1688. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">The first day
1689. at the <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London</st1:place></st1:city>
1690. sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of
1691. those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.</span></div>
1692. </div>
1693. <div class="MsoNormal">
1694. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1695. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">All eggs in
1696. women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That
1697. night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...</span></div>
1698. </div>
1699. <div class="MsoNormal">
1700. <br />
1701. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1702. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">What is Long
1703. & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy &
1704. tight hole makes u feel better?</span></div>
1705. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1706. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1707. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Vicks Inhaler</span></span></div>
1708. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1709. </span></div>
1710. <div class="MsoNormal">
1711. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1712. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">When u don't
1713. know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't
1714. debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE<o:p></o:p></span></div>
1715. </div>
1716. <div class="MsoNormal">
1717. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1718. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Whenever u
1719. feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a
1720. battle against a million others.</span></div>
1721. </div>
1722. <div class="MsoNormal">
1723. <br />
1724. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1725. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Cricketer
1726. describing a nude girl:</span></div>
1727. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1728. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1729. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs
1730. & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.</span></span></div>
1731. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1732. </span></div>
1733. <div class="MsoNormal">
1734. <br />
1735. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1736. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Man: May l hv
1737. some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.</span></div>
1738. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1739. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1740. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them? </span></span></div>
1741. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1742. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1743. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.</span></div>
1744. </span></div>
1745. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1746. <br /></div>
1747. <div class="MsoNormal">
1748. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span><span style="text-align: justify;">  </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; text-align: justify;">Sex is good,
1749. sex is fine.</span><br />
1750. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"></span><br />
1751. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1752. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">doggy style or 69,</span></span></div>
1753. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">
1754. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1755. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">just 4 fun or getting paid,</span></div>
1756. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1757. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">everyone loves getting laid,</span></div>
1758. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1759. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">so if u want me in the sack,</span></div>
1760. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1761. <span style="font-size: 10pt;">lick ur lips n text me back.</span><br />
1762. <span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span>
1763. <div class="MsoNormal">
1764. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Rosemary
1765. divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri
1766. Lele."<br />
1767. Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow</span></div>
1768. <div class="MsoNormal">
1769. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Husband: Jee
1770. karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
1771. tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.<br />
1772. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?</span></div>
1773. <div class="MsoNormal">
1774. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Description of
1775. prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?<br />
1776. First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.</span></div>
1777. <div class="MsoNormal">
1778. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man 2 wife on
1779. wedding night: R u sure that I'm the 1st man you have slept with?<br />
1780. Wife: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.</span></div>
1781. <div class="MsoNormal">
1782. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Why do men
1783. want to marry virgins?<br />
1784. They can't stand criticism.</span></div>
1785. <div class="MsoNormal">
1786. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Playboy has
1787. started a special edition 4 married men. The same woman is featured every
1788. month.</span></div>
1789. <div class="MsoNormal">
1790. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A doc advising
1791. his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only
1792. with <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> wife
1793. because it is important that you avoid excitement.</span></div>
1794. <div class="MsoNormal">
1795. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Ek bahu saari
1796. raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?<br />
1797. Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!</span></div>
1798. <div class="MsoNormal">
1799. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">What's the
1800. difference between stress, tension & panic?<br />
1801. Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is
1802. when both r pregnant. </span></div>
1803. <div class="MsoNormal">
1804. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">'Great, just
1805. what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.<br />
1806. 'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'</span></div>
1807. <div class="MsoNormal">
1808. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">It has been
1809. determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the
1810. doggie position!<br />
1811. The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!</span></div>
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1834. </span><br />
1835. <div class="MsoNormal">
1836. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wife n <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Mobile</st1:place></st1:city>:<br />
1837. Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.<br />
1838. Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.<br />
1839. Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.</span></div>
1840. </div>
1841. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
1842. </div>
1843. </div>
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1846. <h2>
1847. Hot Dirty Jokes</h2>
1848. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
1849. <div class="MsoNormal">
1850. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1851. <span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span><b>  <span style="font-size: 10pt;">What is
1852. invisible sex?</span></b></div>
1853. </div>
1854. <div class="MsoNormal">
1855. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1856. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><b>
1857. A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing
1858. a black condom.</b></span></div>
1859. </div>
1860. <div class="MsoNormal">
1861. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1862. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A friend like
1863. u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You
1864. r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.</span></b></div>
1865. </div>
1866. <div class="MsoNormal">
1867. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1868. <b><br /></b></div>
1869. </div>
1870. <div class="MsoNormal">
1871. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1872. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Happiness is
1873. like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to
1874. share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!</span></b></div>
1875. </div>
1876. <div class="MsoNormal">
1877. <br />
1878. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1879. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man: Kiss <st1:place w:st="on">Karun</st1:place>?</span></b></div>
1880. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1881. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.</span></b></div>
1882. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
1883. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man: Boob dabaun.?</span></b></div>
1884. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1885. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?</span></b></div>
1886. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1887. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man: Fuck?</span></b></div>
1888. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1889. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Gal: Period me hun.?</span></b></div>
1890. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1891. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man: Don't say loose motions hai.</span></b></div>
1892. </span></b></div>
1893. <div class="MsoNormal">
1894. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1895. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Women r the
1896. best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a
1897. Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.</span></b></div>
1898. </div>
1899. <div class="MsoNormal">
1900. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1901. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Man gives
1902. blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants
1903. blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u
1904. bastard!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
1905. </div>
1906. <div class="MsoNormal">
1907. <br />
1908. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1909. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What's the
1910. definition of indefinitely?</span></b></div>
1911. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1912. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.</span></b></div>
1913. </b></div>
1914. <div class="MsoNormal">
1915. <br />
1916. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1917. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: Does penis
1918. deserve overtime & hazard pay?</span></b></div>
1919. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1920. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly
1921. in night shifts!</span></b></div>
1922. </b></div>
1923. <div class="MsoNormal">
1924. <br />
1925. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1926. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A prostitute's
1927. nursery rhyme:</span></b></div>
1928. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1929. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">One two lets screw,</span></b></div>
1930. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
1931. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Three four I'm a whore,</span></b></div>
1932. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1933. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Five six suck the dick,</span></b></div>
1934. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1935. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Seven eight ejaculate,</span></b></div>
1936. <st1:time hour="9" minute="10" w:st="on"><div style="text-align: justify;">
1937. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><st1:time hour="9" minute="10" w:st="on">Nine ten</st1:time> fuck me again.</span></b></div>
1938. </st1:time></span></b></div>
1939. <div class="MsoNormal">
1940. <br />
1941. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1942. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">3 men sitting
1943. in a cafe, all wanking.</span></b></div>
1944. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1945. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?</span></b></div>
1946. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
1947. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!</span></b></div>
1948. </span></b></div>
1949. <div class="MsoNormal">
1950. <br />
1951. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1952. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Little gypsy
1953. girl: Which way do my knickers go?</span></b></div>
1954. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1955. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Her Mom: How many fucking more times do I have to tell u yellow to the front
1956. & brown to the back!</span></b></div>
1957. </b></div>
1958. <div class="MsoNormal">
1959. <br />
1960. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1961. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">They have
1962. found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...</span></b></div>
1963. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1964. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!</span></b></div>
1965. </b></div>
1966. <div class="MsoNormal">
1967. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1968. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Text msgs are
1969. like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short, sweet and cheap!</span></b></div>
1970. </div>
1971. <div class="MsoNormal">
1972. <br />
1973. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1974. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Mr & Mrs
1975. Blobby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby & says: Bluba
1976. lluba lupblub.</span></b></div>
1977. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1978. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!</span></b></div>
1979. </b></div>
1980. <div class="MsoNormal">
1981. <br />
1982. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1983. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Little Girl:
1984. Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.</span></b></div>
1985. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1986. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Mommy: U mean it's small?</span></b></div>
1987. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
1988. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Little Girl: No, it's salty.</span></b></div>
1989. </span></b></div>
1990. <div class="MsoNormal">
1991. <br />
1992. <div style="text-align: justify;">
1993. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">3 Facts of
1994. Life:</span></b></div>
1995. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
1996. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.</span></b></div>
1997. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
1998. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.</span></b></div>
1999. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2000. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.</span></b></div>
2001. <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2002. <div class="MsoNormal">
2003. <br />
2004. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2005. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">One day the
2006. PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!</span></b></div>
2007. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2008. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left
2009. outside!</span></b></div>
2010. </b></div>
2011. <div class="MsoNormal">
2012. <br />
2013. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2014. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: If a
2015. married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried
2016. woman called?</span></b></div>
2017. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2018. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: Center Fresh.</span></b></div>
2019. </b></div>
2020. <div class="MsoNormal">
2021. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2022. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">To avoid
2023. condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if
2024. outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!</span></b></div>
2025. </div>
2026. <div class="MsoNormal">
2027. <br />
2028. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2029. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What is the
2030. difference between a woman and a fridge?</span></b></div>
2031. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2032. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.</span></b></div>
2033. </b></div>
2034. <div class="MsoNormal">
2035. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2036. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Text messaging
2037. is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!</span></b></div>
2038. </div>
2039. <div class="MsoNormal">
2040. <br />
2041. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2042. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What's the
2043. definition of suspicion?</span></b></div>
2044. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2045. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.</span></b></div>
2046. </b></div>
2047. <div class="MsoNormal">
2048. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2049. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A kiss is
2050. called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor
2051. if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.</span></b></div>
2052. </div>
2053. <div class="MsoNormal">
2054. <br />
2055. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2056. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What's a
2057. birth control pill?</span></b></div>
2058. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2059. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent
2060. pregnancy.</span></b></div>
2061. </b></div>
2062. <div class="MsoNormal">
2063. <br />
2064. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2065. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: Why are
2066. breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?</span></b></div>
2067. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2068. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?</span></b></div>
2069. </b></div>
2070. <div class="MsoNormal">
2071. <br />
2072. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2073. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What's
2074. difference between cricketers n condoms?</span></b></div>
2075. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2076. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!</span></b></div>
2077. </b></div>
2078. <div class="MsoNormal">
2079. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2080. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A blowjob is
2081. the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years
2082. of experience and a number of refrences!</span></b></div>
2083. </div>
2084. <div class="MsoNormal">
2085. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2086. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Wishing you a
2087. seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces
2088. & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!</span></b></div>
2089. </div>
2090. <div class="MsoNormal">
2091. <br />
2092. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2093. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">If u have two
2094. balls between <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
2095. legs it means u r man.</span></b></div>
2096. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2097. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi
2098. ga#d mar raha hai.</span></b></div>
2099. </b></div>
2100. <div class="MsoNormal">
2101. <br />
2102. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2103. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Bio teacher:
2104. Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.</span></b></div>
2105. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2106. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?</span></b></div>
2107. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
2108. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.</span></b></div>
2109. </span></b></div>
2110. <div class="MsoNormal">
2111. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2112. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">All medicines
2113. have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.</span></b></div>
2114. </div>
2115. <div class="MsoNormal">
2116. <br />
2117. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2118. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What is the
2119. definition of "burning love"?</span></b></div>
2120. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2121. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">   A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks
2122. Vaporub by mistake.</span></b></div>
2123. </b></div>
2124. <div class="MsoNormal">
2125. <br />
2126. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2127. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Q: What is the
2128. height of shock?</span></b></div>
2129. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2130. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">   A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs
2131. your dick from inside!</span></b></div>
2132. </b></div>
2133. <div class="MsoNormal">
2134. <br />
2135. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2136. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">A gal with his
2137. boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya
2138. hoga?</span></b></div>
2139. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2140. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">   He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to `Jadugar'.</span></b></div>
2141. </b></div>
2142. <div class="MsoNormal">
2143. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2144. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Licking pussy
2145. is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!! </span></b></div>
2146. </div>
2147. <div class="MsoNormal">
2148. <br />
2149. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2150. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Sex is evil,</span></b></div>
2151. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2152. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">    Evil is sin,</span></b></div>
2153. <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"><div style="text-align: justify;">
2154. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">    Sin is forgiven,</span></b></div>
2155. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2156. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">    So stick it in.</span></b></div>
2157. </span></b></div>
2158. <div class="MsoNormal">
2159. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2160. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Luv is a
2161. sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl's
2162. destination. Do u get my                      explanation or wanna free demonstration?</span></b></div>
2163. </div>
2164. <div class="MsoNormal">
2165. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2166. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Old chinese proverb
2167. says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Bangkok</st1:place></st1:city>."</span></b></div>
2168. </div>
2169. <div class="MsoNormal">
2170. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2171. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">MEN-opause,
2172. MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed
2173. how women's problems start with men??</span></b></div>
2174. </div>
2175. <div class="MsoNormal">
2176. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2177. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Sex is good
2178. sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck
2179. yourself and safe your money.</span></b></div>
2180. </div>
2181. <div class="MsoNormal">
2182. <br />
2183. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2184. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Bride's Dad
2185. hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'</span></b></div>
2186. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
2187. <b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'</span></b></div>
2188. </b></div>
2189. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2190. <b><br /></b></div>
2191. <div class="MsoNormal">
2192. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2193. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <span style="font-size: 10.0pt;">He met a lady
2194. while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus
2195. free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!</span></b></div>
2196. </div>
2197. </div>
2198. </div>
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2201. <div>
2202. <span style="font-size: x-small;">
2203.  
2204. (Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes,Jokes)</span></div>
2205. <div>
2206. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2207. <tbody>
2208. <tr>
2209.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2210. <span style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><b>One liner Best English Jokes/Chutkule</b></span></span></div>
2211. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2212. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><b> </b></span><b style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 25pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">A </b></div>
2213. </td></tr>
2214. </tbody></table>
2215. <b style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt; line-height: 115%; text-align: justify;">man was driving well above the speed limit when
2216. a police car suddenly </b></div>
2217. <div>
2218.  
2219. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2220. <tbody>
2221. <tr>
2222.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2223.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2224. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he d
2225.  outpace the cop, the</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2226. </td>
2227. </tr>
2228. </tbody></table>
2229. </div>
2230. <div>
2231. <div>
2232.  
2233. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2234. <tbody>
2235. <tr>
2236.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2237.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2238. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car s
2239.  speed rose to sixty, then</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2240. </td>
2241. </tr>
2242. </tbody></table>
2243. <div>
2244.  
2245. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2246. <tbody>
2247. <tr>
2248.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2249.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2250. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought,
2251.  what the heck, and</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2252. </td>
2253. </tr>
2254. </tbody></table>
2255. <div>
2256.  
2257. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2258. <tbody>
2259. <tr>
2260.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2261.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2262. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2263. </td>
2264. </tr>
2265. </tbody></table>
2266. <div>
2267.  
2268. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2269. <tbody>
2270. <tr>
2271.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2272.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2273. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The police officer got out, leaned over the man and
2274.  said:  Listen, Mister, I</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2275. </td>
2276. </tr>
2277. </tbody></table>
2278. <div>
2279.  
2280. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2281. <tbody>
2282. <tr>
2283.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2284.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2285. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go
2286.  home. Give me a good</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2287. </td>
2288. </tr>
2289. </tbody></table>
2290. <div>
2291.  
2292. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2293. <tbody>
2294. <tr>
2295.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2296.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2297. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">excuse and I ll let you go.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2298. </td>
2299. </tr>
2300. </tbody></table>
2301. <div>
2302.  
2303. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2304. <tbody>
2305. <tr>
2306.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2307.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2308. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">The man thought for a moment and said:  Three weeks ago my wife ran off</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2309. </td>
2310. </tr>
2311. </tbody></table>
2312. <div>
2313.  
2314. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2315. <tbody>
2316. <tr>
2317.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2318.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2319. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">with a police officer. When I saw your car in my
2320.  mirror, I thought you were</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2321. </td>
2322. </tr>
2323. </tbody></table>
2324. <div>
2325.  
2326. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2327. <tbody>
2328. <tr>
2329.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2330.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2331. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">that officer and were trying to give her back to me.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2332. </td>
2333. </tr>
2334. </tbody></table>
2335. <div>
2336.  
2337. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" style="text-align: justify;" vspace="0">
2338. <tbody>
2339. <tr>
2340.  <td style="padding: 0in; text-align: left;" valign="top">
2341.  <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2342. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;"><b>No ticket.........</b></span></div>
2343. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2344. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;"><b>eeeee</b></span></div>
2345. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2346. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;"><b><br /></b></span></div>
2347. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2348. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced</b></span></span></div>
2349. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2350. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>it to stop.</b></span></span></div>
2351. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2352. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.</b></span></span></div>
2353. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2354. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>You name, please?  asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.</b></span></span></div>
2355. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2356. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas.</b></span></span></div>
2357. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2358. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook</b></span></span></div>
2359. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2360. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>his head and said:  I ll just give you a warning this time   don t break the</b></span></span></div>
2361. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2362. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>speed limit again.</b></span></span></div>
2363. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2364. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div>
2365. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2366. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>Get up,  shouted Albert s mother.  You ll be late for school.</b></span></span></div>
2367. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2368. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>But I don t want to go,  protested Albert.  All the kids are horrible, the teachers</b></span></span></div>
2369. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2370. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>are terrible, and it s all extremely boring. I want to stay home.</b></span></span></div>
2371. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2372. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>But,   replied Albert s mother,  you re forty-three and the headmaster of the</b></span></span></div>
2373. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2374. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>Certainly, officer,  replied the driver.  It s Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus</b></span></span></div>
2375. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2376. </div>
2377. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2378. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><b>school.</b></span></span></div>
2379. <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;">
2380. <b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12.5pt; letter-spacing: -0.05pt;">.</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
2381. </td>
2382. </tr>
2383. </tbody></table>
2384. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2385. <br /></div>
2386. </div>
2387. </div>
2388. </div>
2389. </div>
2390. </div>
2391. </div>
2392. </div>
2393. </div>
2394. </div>
2395. </div>
2396. </div>
2397. </div>
2398. <div class="blogger-post-footer">Hot jokes and chutkule. Published on http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/
2399. must visit for latest jokes and humor.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/feeds/6695500188529347732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2013/06/english-jokes-best-english-jokes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/6695500188529347732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/6695500188529347732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2013/06/english-jokes-best-english-jokes.html' title='English Jokes- Best English jokes'/><author><name>Love is Life</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10307535782385685123</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHzDsyqdYI1PX59066apAKi62Tw-rKhxD72xA1H0UXew-5PAKI_ZgUjTEKpH-dRtFKIr8gWiAAS30LWd-EnUWx29ibvD9kkVaq6Q8GmZnp8ej0w1FOJla4M9E4TtadSxI/s220/DSCF3627.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5226200582102462721.post-2099756343845357350</id><published>2013-06-02T22:41:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2013-06-02T22:46:52.961+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="India"/><title type='text'>Health Problem and their Solution.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
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2401. <b><span style="color: lime; font-size: large;"><u>Indian Health Problem and their Solution</u>.</span></b><br />
2402. <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Must See full Video to reduce your life time health problem without any other's help)</span><br />
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2404. <span style="color: lime; font-size: large;"><b><u><br /></u></b></span>
2405. <span style="color: lime; font-size: large;"><b><u>Right time to take meal</u></b></span><br />
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2410. <span style="background-color: white; font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://hotchutkule.blogspot.in/p/sitemap.html">Funniest English Jokes/Chutkule</a></b></span><br />
2411. <span style="background-color: white; font-size: xx-small;">(English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes)</span><br />
2412. <b><span style="color: lime;">Save money with these top tips…</span></b><br />
2413. <b>•</b><br />
2414. <b>If you’re choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a jug of boiling water </b><b>down your throat and Hey presto! The blockage is instantly dissolved.</b><br />
2415. <b>•</b><br />
2416. <b>Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else </b><b>to hold them for you!</b><br />
2417. <b>•</b><br />
2418. <b>Ladies don’t buy a vibrator make own inexpensive version using an empty </b><b>aluminium cigar tub filled with angry wasps.</b><br />
2419. <b>•</b><br />
2420. <b>Don't buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful </b><b>of frozen peas inside it before using it.</b><br />
2421. <b>•</b><br />
2422. <b>Have hours of endless fun by putting just the right amount of gin in your </b><b>goldfish bowl. It makes the their eyes bulge and causes them to swim like crazy.</b><br />
2423. <b>•</b><br />
2424. <b>Gentlemen avoid long running arguments with the misses about lifting the toilet </b><b>seat, by simply pissing in the sink.</b><br />
2425. <b>•</b><br />
2426. <b>Got High blood pressure? Sufferers of this common complain can simply cure </b><b>themselves by slashing their wrists and bleed for a while. This great method </b><b>quickly reduces the pressure in your veins!</b><br />
2427. <b>•</b><br />
2428. <b>Have trouble getting up in the morning? A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm </b><b>clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep!</b><br />
2429. <div>
2430. <b><span style="color: lime;">Q and A</span></b></div>
2431. <b>Q: Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?</b><br />
2432. <b>A: He’s all right now.</b><br />
2433. <b>Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?</b><br />
2434. <b>A: She says, Daddy, I want a new apartment.</b><br />
2435. <b>Q: Why do prostitutes wear earrings?</b><br />
2436. <b>A: It gives them something to hook their legs onto!</b><br />
2437. <b>Q: Why do prostitutes use condoms?</b><br />
2438. <b>A: They last longer than gum!</b><br />
2439. <b>Never trust a stockbroker that’s married to a travel agent.</b><br />
2440. <b>Light travels faster than sound.</b><br />
2441. <b>This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.</b><br />
2442. <b><span style="color: lime;">Historical</span></b><br />
2443. <b>A guy complains to a mate, “I can’t take it anymore.”</b><br />
2444. <b>“What's wrong?” his pal asks.</b><br />
2445. <b>“It’s my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!”</b><br />
2446. <b>“You mean hysterical,” his friend chuckles.</b><br />
2447. <b>“No, I mean HISTORICAL,” the man insists. “Every argument we have, she’ll say ‘I still</b><br />
2448. <b>remember that time when you…’”</b><br />
2449. <b><span style="color: lime;">New shoes</span></b><br />
2450. <b>A guy buys some shiny shoes and notices that when he stands near a girl he can see up</b><br />
2451. <b>their skirt! So on Saturday night he goes to the local dance. When his girlfriend arrives</b><br />
2452. <b>he says, “You’re wearing blue knickers tonight.” </b><b>“Yes,” she says a bit surprised. “How did you know?” He explains her about the shinny </b><b>shoes.  With a mischievous look she says, “Why don’t you check my sister?”</b><br />
2453. <b>The guy goes to ask for a dance, but when he gets up close he staggers back in shock</b><br />
2454. <b>and has to take a seat. </b><b>“Well,” says his smirking girlfriend, “I see you’ve noticed that my sister doesn't wear </b><b>knickers!”</b><br />
2455. <b>“Thank go for that,” replies the young man, “For a minute there, I thought one of my</b><br />
2456. <b>shoes had a crack in it!”</b><br />
2457. <b><span style="color: lime;">The 6-foot cockroach</span></b><br />
2458. <b>A guy drinks six beers and when he’s finished the sixth the doorbell rings. As he opens</b><br />
2459. <b>the door a 6-foot cockroach grabs him and throws him across the hallway. </b><b>The next night after four beers, the doorbell rings. It’s the 6-foot cockroach again. It </b><b>punches him in the stomach and walks away.</b><br />
2460. <b><br /></b>
2461. <b>The next night the guy has just two beers when the doorbell rings. He slowly opens the </b><b>door and sees the giant roach. It knees him in the groin and elbows him in the back of </b><b>the head. While he’s doubled up in pain the roach walks away. </b><b>Battered and bruised the guy goes to the doctors for a check up. “What can I do, Doc?” </b><b>he asks.</b><br />
2462. <b>The doctor replies, “Nothing pal. It’s just a nasty bug that’s going around.”</b><br />
2463. <div>
2464. <b><span style="color: lime;">T-shirt slogans</span></b></div>
2465. <div>
2466. <div>
2467. <b>•</b></div>
2468. <div>
2469. <b>I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.</b></div>
2470. <div>
2471. <b>•</b></div>
2472. <div>
2473. <b>I work hard because: Millions on the dole depend on me!</b></div>
2474. <div>
2475. <b>•</b></div>
2476. <div>
2477. <b>You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.</b></div>
2478. <div>
2479. <b>•</b></div>
2480. <div>
2481. <b>It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.</b></div>
2482. <div>
2483. <b>•</b></div>
2484. <div>
2485. <b>I took an IQ test: and the results were Negative.</b></div>
2486. <div>
2487. <b>•</b></div>
2488. <div>
2489. <b>When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.</b></div>
2490. <div>
2491. <b>•</b></div>
2492. <div>
2493. <b>With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</b></div>
2494. <div>
2495. <b>•</b></div>
2496. <div>
2497. <b>A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-a-part.</b></div>
2498. </div>
2499. <div>
2500. <b><span style="color: lime;">Three surgeons</span></b></div>
2501. <div>
2502. <div>
2503. <b>Three surgeons are discussing the best type of patient to operate on. The first surgeon </b><b>says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table. As when I open them up I can do </b><b>everything by numbers.”</b></div>
2504. <div>
2505. <b><br /></b></div>
2506. <div>
2507. <b>The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are the best patients. When you open </b><b>them up you can do everything alphabetical order.”</b></div>
2508. <div>
2509. <b><br /></b></div>
2510. <div>
2511. <b>But the third surgeon says, “No, No the French are the best patients to operate on. </b><b>When you open them up you’ll find, there’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus </b><b>the head and ass are interchangeable.”</b></div>
2512. <div>
2513. <b><span style="color: lime;">The screw</span></b></div>
2514. <div>
2515. <b>It’s the late 50’s and a guy goes to pick up his date. The girl’s father opens the front </b><b>door and invites him in. “She’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” says the </b><b>proud dad. “So what’s are your plans for tonight?”</b></div>
2516. <div>
2517. <b>“We’ll probably just go to the coffee bar and a movie.” Says the young man. The father </b><b>replies, “Why don’t you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.” </b><b>Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to the young man, so he asks the father to </b><b>repeat it.</b></div>
2518. <div>
2519. <b>“Yeah,” says the father, “My daughter really loves to screw; she’ll screw all night if we </b><b>let her!”</b></div>
2520. <div>
2521. <b>Eventually the girl appears and the young couple leave. About 10 minutes later, girl </b><b>rushes back into the house, slamming the door behind her. She scream’s, “Dad! The </b><b>dance is called ‘The Twist!’</b></div>
2522. <div>
2523. <b><span style="color: lime;">Ding-Dong</span></b></div>
2524. <div>
2525. <b>On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, a girl goes straight to </b><b>her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother. When she asks how her </b><b>grandfather died, her grandmother replies, “He had a heart attack while we were making </b><b>love on Sunday morning.”</b><br />
2526. <b><br /></b></div>
2527. <div>
2528. <b>Horrified, the girl says, “Two people nearly 100 years old having sex! Surely that’s asking </b><b>for trouble?”  “Oh no, my dear,” replies granny. “Many years ago we realizing we should </b><b>slow down. We found the best time to do it was just as the church bells start to ring. </b><br />
2529. <b>They have just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even, simply in on the Ding and out </b><b>on the Dong.”  Wiping away a tear she continues, “and if that god dam ice cream van </b><b>hadn't showed up, he’d still be alive today!”</b></div>
2530. </div>
2531. <div>
2532. <b><span style="color: lime;">British Standards</span></b></div>
2533. <div>
2534. <div>
2535. <b>It’s amazing that family planning clinics always recommend condoms that are, </b><b>‘Manufactured to British Standards.’ Cause lets face it, so was the Titanic!</b></div>
2536. <div>
2537. <b><span style="color: lime;">Two professors</span></b></div>
2538. <div>
2539. <b>Two Professors of English, One American and One British are talking. The American </b><b>Professor says, “You know if Uncle Sam hadn’t helped in the Second World War you’d be </b><b>speaking German.” </b><b>To which the British Professor replies, “May be. And if the French hadn’t helped you</b></div>
2540. <div>
2541. <b>during the American War of Independence you’d still be speaking English.”</b></div>
2542. </div>
2543. </div>
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2546. <b><span style="color: lime; font-size: large;">Hot English Jokes/Chutkule</span></b><br />
2547. <span style="font-size: xx-small;">( English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes, English Jokes)</span><br />
2548. <b><span style="color: lime;">Two Hookers</span></b><br />
2549. <b>Two prostitutes are talking about being arrested by the police, while waiting for some </b><b>business.</b><br />
2550. <b>“So, you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” asked the first.</b><br />
2551. <b>“No,” replied the second, “but I've been grabbed by the tits a few times.”</b><br />
2552. <b><span style="color: lime;">Bottom Deodorant</span></b><br />
2553. <b>A blonde woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom </b><b>deodorant. The assistant is a bit bemused and explains, “We don't sell bottom deodorant </b><b>and never have.” The blonde replies, “I’ve been buying the stuff from this shore on a </b><b>regular basis and I’d like some more.”</b><br />
2554. <b>“Do you have the container it comes in?” asks the assistant.</b><br />
2555. <b>“Sure” Says the blonde pulling it from her handbag and handing it over.</b><br />
2556. <b>“This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant.”</b><br />
2557. <b>Annoyed blonde snatches the container back, and reads out loud from the container </b><b>instructions, “To apply, push up bottom.”</b><br />
2558. <div>
2559. <div>
2560. <b><span style="color: lime;">A Wish</span></b></div>
2561. <div>
2562. <b>“And what would you like?”</b></div>
2563. <div>
2564. <b>“A penis!”</b></div>
2565. <div>
2566. <b>Somewhat surprised and embarrassed, the compare checks again, “You’d like what?”</b></div>
2567. <div>
2568. <b>“A penis!!”</b></div>
2569. <div>
2570. <b>“Right” says the compare, “There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Miss Frances’ wish</b></div>
2571. <div>
2572. <b>for the world is happiness!”</b></div>
2573. <div>
2574. <b><span style="color: lime;">The Doctor’s appointment.</span></b></div>
2575. <div>
2576. <b>A guy walks into the doctor’s to make an appointment. “What’s your problem?” asks the </b><b>pretty receptionist. “I’ll need the information for the doctor.”</b><br />
2577. <b>“It's rather embarrassing,” stammers the guy. “I’ve an almost constant erection.” </b></div>
2578. <div>
2579. <b>“Hum,” replies the receptionist, “the doctor’s very busy today, but I might be able to </b><b>squeeze you in.”</b></div>
2580. <div>
2581. <b>“Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?”</b></div>
2582. <div>
2583. <b>“I can’t say.” Replies the Doc, “I never make rash promises!”</b></div>
2584. <div>
2585. <b>Q: What’s the difference between normal sex and anal sex?</b></div>
2586. <div>
2587. <b>A: About half an inch.</b></div>
2588. <div>
2589. <b>Q: What’s another name for Wife Swapping?</b></div>
2590. <div>
2591. <b>A: Four-Play</b></div>
2592. <div>
2593. <b>Q: What do you call a man with eleven dicks?</b></div>
2594. <div>
2595. <b>A: The manager of the England’s Football Team!</b></div>
2596. <div>
2597. <b>Q: What do you call a man that’s had a load taken off trouble taken off his mind?</b></div>
2598. <div>
2599. <b>A: Lester Walley O’Burt.</b></div>
2600. </div>
2601. <div>
2602. <div>
2603. <b><span style="color: lime;">The maid</span></b></div>
2604. <div>
2605. <b>A maid is being fired for shoddy work. When her employer has finished talking the maid </b><b>takes 5 pounds out of her purse and gives it to her.</b><b>“What’s this for?” asks her former employer.</b></div>
2606. <div>
2607. <b>“Its for your dog.” Replies the maid. “He’s been helping me clean the dishes for weeks!”</b></div>
2608. <div>
2609. <b>“Doctor, Doctor I get poultry salary.”</b></div>
2610. <div>
2611. <b>“You mean paltry.”</b></div>
2612. <div>
2613. <b>“No, poultry. It’s chickenfeed.”</b></div>
2614. </div>
2615. <div>
2616. <div>
2617. <b><span style="color: lime;">Essex girl</span></b></div>
2618. <div>
2619. <b>An Essex girl is involved in a car crash and is leaking loads of blood.</b></div>
2620. <div>
2621. <b>Eventually a medic turns up and asks, “Can you hear me?”</b></div>
2622. <div>
2623. <b>“Yes” replies the girl.”</b></div>
2624. <div>
2625. <b>“What’s your name?”</b></div>
2626. <div>
2627. <b>“Sharon” she splutters.</b></div>
2628. <div>
2629. <b>“OK Sharon, where are you bleeding from?”</b></div>
2630. <div>
2631. <b>With a slight cough she replies, “Romford mate.”</b></div>
2632. <div>
2633. <b><span style="color: lime;">Q and A</span></b></div>
2634. <div>
2635. <b>Q: Where does Batman’s goldfish live?</b></div>
2636. <div>
2637. <b>A: In the bat tub</b></div>
2638. <div>
2639. <b>Q: Why is a leaking tap like a racehorse?</b></div>
2640. <div>
2641. <b>A: Because it is off and running</b></div>
2642. <div>
2643. <b>Q: What do you get if you cross a giant ape, with some whipped egg whites and sugar?</b></div>
2644. <div>
2645. <b>A: Merangue-atan</b></div>
2646. <div>
2647. <b>Q: What’s it called when a stallion runs around in circles?</b></div>
2648. <div>
2649. <b>A: Horsing around</b></div>
2650. <div>
2651. <b>Q: Why is Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson?</b></div>
2652. <div>
2653. <b>A: You find the present tense and the past perfect.</b></div>
2654. <div>
2655. <b>Q: Why did the kitten want to work at Xerox?</b></div>
2656. <div>
2657. <b>A: He wanted to be a copycat.</b></div>
2658. <div>
2659. <b>Q: Why did the guy like to avoid funerals?</b></div>
2660. <div>
2661. <b>A: He wasn't a mourning person.</b></div>
2662. <div>
2663. <b>Q: What happened when the ship carrying red paint and blue ship carrying blue paint</b></div>
2664. <div>
2665. <b>collided?</b></div>
2666. <div>
2667. <b>A: The survivors were marooned!</b></div>
2668. <div>
2669. <b>Q: Why are giraffes snobs?</b></div>
2670. <div>
2671. <b>A: Because they look down on everyone.</b></div>
2672. <div>
2673. <b>Q: What do you call a guy that crosses the ocean twice without taking a shower?</b></div>
2674. <div>
2675. <b>A: A dirty double crosser</b></div>
2676. <div>
2677. <b>Q: What's the definition of Lockjaw?</b></div>
2678. <div>
2679. <b>A: Never having to say you are sorry</b><br />
2680. <b><span style="color: lime;">Answering Machine Messages</span></b><br />
2681. <b>•</b><b>My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name </b><b>and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. </b><br />
2682. <b>•</b><b>A is for academics - B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. </b><b>So, leave a message.</b><br />
2683. <b>•</b><b>Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you </b><b>are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you </b><b>didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you </b><b>are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.</b><br />
2684. <b>•</b><b>Hi. Now you say something.</b><br />
2685. <b>•</b><b>Hi, I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it </b><b>instead. Wait for the beep.</b><br />
2686. <b>•</b><b>Hello. I am David’s answering machine. What are you?</b><br />
2687. <b>•</b><b>Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I’ll </b><b>call sooner!</b><br />
2688. <b>•</b><b>Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak</b><br />
2689. <b>very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.</b><b></b></div>
2690. </div>
2691. </div>
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2694. <h2>
2695. <span style="color: lime;">Hindi English Non Veg Jokes/Chutkule </span></h2>
2696. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
2697. <div class="MsoNormal">
2698. <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="text-align: justify;">(</span><span style="font-size: xx-small; text-align: justify;">Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes</span><span style="font-size: xx-small; text-align: justify;">)</span></span></span><br />
2699. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2700. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Man Teases his
2701. ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?</b></div>
2702. <b></b><br />
2703. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2704. <b><b>New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.</b></b></div>
2705. <b>
2706. </b></div>
2707. <div class="MsoNormal">
2708. <br />
2709. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2710. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Prof teaching
2711. muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have
2712. an orgasm?</b></div>
2713. <b></b><br />
2714. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2715. <b><b>Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!</b></b></div>
2716. <b>
2717. </b></div>
2718. <div class="MsoNormal">
2719. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2720. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">UR</st1:place></st1:city> msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for
2721. 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or
2722. Twice a Day. So msg like a <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Man.</st1:place></st1:state></b></div>
2723. </div>
2724. <div class="MsoNormal">
2725. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2726. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A loving
2727. husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied:
2728. "This is <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
2729. old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"</b></div>
2730. </div>
2731. <div class="MsoNormal">
2732. <br />
2733. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2734. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What's the
2735. geographical definition of sex?</b></div>
2736. <b></b><br />
2737. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2738. <b><b>It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally
2739. with a little help from <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Greece</st1:place></st1:country-region>!</b></b></div>
2740. <b>
2741. </b></div>
2742. <div class="MsoNormal">
2743. <br />
2744. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2745. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Bunny
2746. seriously objected to the nomenclature of VAGINA.</b></div>
2747. <b></b><br />
2748. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2749. <b><b>His objection: Iko cheez ta vajaan wali hai, teh ohnu kehande ne VAJAI NA !</b></b></div>
2750. <b>
2751. </b></div>
2752. <div class="MsoNormal">
2753. <br />
2754. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2755. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A woman who
2756. arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the
2757. same called?</b></div>
2758. <b></b><br />
2759. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2760. <b><b>A Moisturiser.</b></b></div>
2761. <b>
2762. </b></div>
2763. <div class="MsoNormal">
2764. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2765. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Our love will
2766. never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.</b></div>
2767. </div>
2768. <div class="MsoNormal">
2769. <br />
2770. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2771. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What is pure
2772. Hindi name of Condom??</b></div>
2773. <b></b><br />
2774. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2775. <b><b>Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.</b></b></div>
2776. <b>
2777. </b></div>
2778. <div class="MsoNormal">
2779. <br />
2780. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2781. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Blonde: I
2782. think my tits are full of water.</b></div>
2783. <b></b><br />
2784. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2785. <b><b>Doctor: How do u figure that?</b></b></div>
2786. <b>
2787. </b>
2788. <br />
2789. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2790. <b><b>Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet</b></b></div>
2791. <b>
2792. <o:p></o:p></b></div>
2793. <div class="MsoNormal">
2794. <br />
2795. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2796. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A man was
2797. fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.</b></div>
2798. <b></b><br />
2799. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2800. <b><b>Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> hole & u say it
2801. hurts</b></b></div>
2802. <b>
2803. </b></div>
2804. <div class="MsoNormal">
2805. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2806. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Latest product
2807. in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull
2808. out</b></div>
2809. </div>
2810. <div class="MsoNormal">
2811. <br />
2812. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2813. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: Who's
2814. senior: Penis or Vagina?</b></div>
2815. <b></b><br />
2816. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2817. <b><b>A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.</b></b></div>
2818. <b>
2819. </b></div>
2820. <div class="MsoNormal">
2821. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2822. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Sex poetry:
2823. It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it
2824. rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits</b></div>
2825. </div>
2826. <div class="MsoNormal">
2827. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2828. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Skoda recently
2829. launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor
2830. Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!</b></div>
2831. </div>
2832. <div class="MsoNormal">
2833. <br />
2834. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2835. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Kamra khushboo
2836. naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,</b></div>
2837. <b></b><br />
2838. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2839. <b><b>Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom
2840. charai baithe han</b></b></div>
2841. <b>
2842. </b></div>
2843. <div class="MsoNormal">
2844. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2845. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  The first day
2846. at the <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London</st1:place></st1:city>
2847. sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of
2848. those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.</b></div>
2849. </div>
2850. <div class="MsoNormal">
2851. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2852. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  All eggs in
2853. women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That
2854. night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...</b></div>
2855. </div>
2856. <div class="MsoNormal">
2857. <br />
2858. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2859. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What is Long
2860. & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy &
2861. tight hole makes u feel better?</b></div>
2862. <b></b><br />
2863. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2864. <b><b>Vicks Inhaler</b></b></div>
2865. <b>
2866. </b></div>
2867. <div class="MsoNormal">
2868. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2869. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  When u don't
2870. know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't
2871. debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE<o:p></o:p></b></div>
2872. </div>
2873. <div class="MsoNormal">
2874. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2875. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Whenever u
2876. feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a
2877. battle against a million others.</b></div>
2878. </div>
2879. <div class="MsoNormal">
2880. <br />
2881. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2882. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Cricketer
2883. describing a nude girl:</b></div>
2884. <b></b><br />
2885. <div style="text-align: justify;">
2886. <b><b>There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs
2887. & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.</b></b></div>
2888. <b>
2889. </b></div>
2890. </div>
2891. </div>
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2894. <h1>
2895. <span style="color: lime;">Sexy Hindi jokes/chutkule</span></h1>
2896. <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;"><b><br /></b></span>
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2898. <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span>
2899. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What is
2900. invisible sex?<br />
2901. A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing
2902. a black condom.</b>
2903. <br />
2904. <div class="MsoNormal">
2905. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A friend like
2906. u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You
2907. r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.</b></div>
2908. <div class="MsoNormal">
2909. <br /></div>
2910. <div class="MsoNormal">
2911. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Happiness is
2912. like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to
2913. share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!</b></div>
2914. <div class="MsoNormal">
2915. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Man: Kiss <st1:place w:st="on">Karun</st1:place>?<br />
2916. Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.<br />
2917. Man: Boob dabaun.?<br />
2918. Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?<br />
2919. Man: Fuck?<br />
2920. Gal: Period me hun.?<br />
2921. Man: Don't say loose motions hai.</b></div>
2922. <div class="MsoNormal">
2923. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Women r the
2924. best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a
2925. Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.</b></div>
2926. <div class="MsoNormal">
2927. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Man gives
2928. blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants
2929. blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u
2930. bastard!<o:p></o:p></b></div>
2931. <div class="MsoNormal">
2932. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What's the
2933. definition of indefinitely?<br />
2934. A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.</b></div>
2935. <div class="MsoNormal">
2936. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: Does penis
2937. deserve overtime & hazard pay?<br />
2938. A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly
2939. in night shifts!</b></div>
2940. <div class="MsoNormal">
2941. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A prostitute's
2942. nursery rhyme:<br />
2943. One two lets screw,<br />
2944. Three four I'm a whore,<br />
2945. Five six suck the dick,<br />
2946. Seven eight ejaculate,<br />
2947. <st1:time hour="9" minute="10" w:st="on">Nine ten</st1:time> fuck me again. </b></div>
2948. <div class="MsoNormal">
2949. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  3 men sitting
2950. in a cafe, all wanking.<br />
2951. Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?<br />
2952. One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!</b></div>
2953. <div class="MsoNormal">
2954. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Little gypsy
2955. girl: Which way do my knickers go?<br />
2956. Her Mom: How many fucking more times do I have to tell u yellow to the front
2957. & brown to the back!</b></div>
2958. <div class="MsoNormal">
2959. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  They have
2960. found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...<br />
2961. Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!</b></div>
2962. <div class="MsoNormal">
2963. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Text msgs are
2964. like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short, sweet and cheap!</b></div>
2965. <div class="MsoNormal">
2966. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Mr & Mrs
2967. Blobby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby & says: Bluba
2968. lluba lupblub.<br />
2969. Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!</b></div>
2970. <div class="MsoNormal">
2971. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Little Girl:
2972. Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.<br />
2973. Mommy: U mean it's small?<br />
2974. Little Girl: No, it's salty.</b></div>
2975. <div class="MsoNormal">
2976. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  3 Facts of
2977. Life:<br />
2978. Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.<br />
2979. Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.<br />
2980. Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.<o:p></o:p></b></div>
2981. <div class="MsoNormal">
2982. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  One day the
2983. PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!<br />
2984. The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left
2985. outside!</b></div>
2986. <div class="MsoNormal">
2987. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: If a
2988. married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried
2989. woman called?<br />
2990. A: Center Fresh.</b></div>
2991. <div class="MsoNormal">
2992. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Man: May l hv
2993. some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.<br />
2994. Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them? <br />
2995. Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.</b></div>
2996. <br />
2997. <div class="MsoNormal">
2998. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  </b><b>Sex is good,
2999. sex is fine.<br />
3000. doggy style or 69,<br />
3001. just 4 fun or getting paid,<br />
3002. everyone loves getting laid,<br />
3003. so if u want me in the sack,<br />
3004. lick ur lips n text me back.</b><span style="font-size: x-small;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
3005. <div class="MsoNormal">
3006. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  'Great, just
3007. what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. 'One more
3008. thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.'</b></div>
3009. <div class="MsoNormal">
3010. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Mother: Do u
3011. know the meaning of Mangalsutra?<br />
3012. Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.</b></div>
3013. <div class="MsoNormal">
3014. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What is the
3015. resemblance between a woman and a condom?<br />
3016. A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.</b></div>
3017. <div class="MsoNormal">
3018. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: Why does a
3019. woman have two pair of lips?<br />
3020. A: One is for fighting and one is to make up.</b></div>
3021. <div class="MsoNormal">
3022. </div>
3023. <div class="MsoNormal">
3024. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Lady 2 Maid:
3025. Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!<br />
3026. Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!<br />
3027. Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?<br />
3028. Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!</b></div>
3029. <div class="MsoNormal">
3030. <b><br /></b></div>
3031. <div class="MsoNormal">
3032. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A man kills a
3033. deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.<br />
3034. He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.<br />
3035. Boy cries out: Don't eat it. It's a fucking asshole.</b></div>
3036. <div class="MsoNormal">
3037. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Suhagrat ke
3038. time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati
3039. hai.<br />
3040. Husband: Kya hua?<br />
3041. Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.</b></div>
3042. <div class="MsoNormal">
3043. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Son kills a
3044. butterfly.<br />
3045. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.<br />
3046. Son kills a honeybee.<br />
3047. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.<br />
3048. Mom kills a cockroach.<br />
3049. Son: Dad u tell her or should I? </b></div>
3050. <div class="MsoNormal">
3051. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Man: Bless me
3052. God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.<br />
3053. God: Is anything +ve in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3054. family?<br />
3055. Man: I'm HIV positive.</b></div>
3056. <div class="MsoNormal">
3057. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Unborn twins in
3058. the mother's stomach saw a penis.<br />
3059. 1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.<br />
3060. 2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.</b></div>
3061. <div class="MsoNormal">
3062. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Rosemary
3063. divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri
3064. Lele."<br />
3065. Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow</b></div>
3066. <div class="MsoNormal">
3067. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Husband: Jee
3068. karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
3069. tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.<br />
3070. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?</b></div>
3071. <div class="MsoNormal">
3072. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Description of
3073. prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?<br />
3074. First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.</b></div>
3075. <div class="MsoNormal">
3076. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Man 2 wife on
3077. wedding night: R u sure that I'm the 1st man you have slept with?<br />
3078. Wife: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.</b></div>
3079. <div class="MsoNormal">
3080. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Why do men
3081. want to marry virgins?<br />
3082. They can't stand criticism.</b></div>
3083. <div class="MsoNormal">
3084. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Playboy has
3085. started a special edition 4 married men. The same woman is featured every
3086. month.</b></div>
3087. <div class="MsoNormal">
3088. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A doc advising
3089. his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only
3090. with <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> wife
3091. because it is important that you avoid excitement.</b></div>
3092. <div class="MsoNormal">
3093. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Ek bahu saari
3094. raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?<br />
3095. Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!</b></div>
3096. <div class="MsoNormal">
3097. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What's the
3098. difference between stress, tension & panic?<br />
3099. Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is
3100. when both r pregnant. </b></div>
3101. <div class="MsoNormal">
3102. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  'Great, just
3103. what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.<br />
3104. 'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'</b></div>
3105. <div class="MsoNormal">
3106. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  It has been
3107. determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the
3108. doggie position!<br />
3109. The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!</b></div>
3110. <div class="MsoNormal">
3111. </div>
3112. <div class="MsoNormal">
3113. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife n <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Mobile</st1:place></st1:city>:<br />
3114. Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.<br />
3115. Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.<br />
3116. Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.</b></div>
3117. </div>
3118. <div class="blogger-post-footer">Hot jokes and chutkule. Published on http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/
3119. must visit for latest jokes and humor.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/feeds/4335415553135961512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2013/05/sexy-hindi-jokeschutkule.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/4335415553135961512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5226200582102462721/posts/default/4335415553135961512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hotchutkule.blogspot.com/2013/05/sexy-hindi-jokeschutkule.html' title='Sexy Hindi Jokes/Chutkule'/><author><name>Love is Life</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10307535782385685123</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHzDsyqdYI1PX59066apAKi62Tw-rKhxD72xA1H0UXew-5PAKI_ZgUjTEKpH-dRtFKIr8gWiAAS30LWd-EnUWx29ibvD9kkVaq6Q8GmZnp8ej0w1FOJla4M9E4TtadSxI/s220/DSCF3627.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5226200582102462721.post-2377436683469982368</id><published>2013-05-30T22:24:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2013-05-30T22:26:49.000+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="chutkule"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hindi Jokes"/><title type='text'>Husband Wife Hot Jokes/Chutkule</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
3120. <div class="MsoNormal">
3121. <b><span style="color: lime; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://hotchutkule.blogspot.in/p/sitemap.html">Husband Wife Hot Jokes/Chutkule</a></span></b></div>
3122. <div class="MsoNormal">
3123. <div style="text-align: left;">
3124. <b><br /></b></div>
3125. </div>
3126. <h2>
3127. Hot Hindi Jokes </h2>
3128. <div class="MsoNormal">
3129. <span style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>( </b>hot jokes and chutkule, hot jokes and chutkule, hot jokes and chutkule, hot jokes and chutkule, hot jokes and chutkule, hot jokes and chutkule)</span></div>
3130. <div class="MsoNormal">
3131. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></b></div>
3132. <div class="MsoNormal">
3133. <b style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Pappu meets
3134. his father in red light area. Pappu: Papa aap yahan?</b><br />
3135. <b></b><br />
3136. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3137. <b><b>Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe
3138. jate.</b></b></div>
3139. <b>
3140. </b></div>
3141. <div class="MsoNormal">
3142. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3143. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wives are
3144. funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then
3145. they want to kill the woman who does.</b></div>
3146. </div>
3147. <div class="MsoNormal">
3148. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3149. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>    Letter to
3150. mom by her daughter a month after her marriage: Fine here mom, but one
3151. problem... my husband keeps on fucking me all the time... while bathing,
3152. cooking, dish washing even while washing, Ironing clothes! I'm fucked up mom...
3153. Any idea to control his urges? Sorry for the SHAKY HANDWRITING.</b></div>
3154. </div>
3155. <div class="MsoNormal">
3156. <br />
3157. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3158. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What is a
3159. man's definition of foreplay?</b></div>
3160. <b></b><br />
3161. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3162. <b><b>Half an hour of serious begging!</b></b></div>
3163. <b>
3164. </b></div>
3165. <div class="MsoNormal">
3166. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3167. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Every married
3168. man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot
3169. fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....<o:p></o:p></b></div>
3170. </div>
3171. <div class="MsoNormal">
3172. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3173. <br /></div>
3174. </div>
3175. <div class="MsoNormal">
3176. <br />
3177. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3178. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A man stands
3179. nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b
3180. a king.</b></div>
3181. <b></b><br />
3182. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3183. <b><b>Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen.</b></b></div>
3184. <b>
3185. </b></div>
3186. <div class="MsoNormal">
3187. <br />
3188. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3189. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife bought a
3190. new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.</b></div>
3191. <b></b><br />
3192. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3193. <b><b>Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.</b></b></div>
3194. <b>
3195. </b>
3196. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3197. <b><b>Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.</b></b></div>
3198. <b>
3199. </b></div>
3200. <div class="MsoNormal">
3201. <br />
3202. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3203. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: Why do most
3204. women sleep in the afternoon ?</b></div>
3205. <b></b><br />
3206. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3207. <b><b>A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor
3208. performance!!</b></b></div>
3209. <b>
3210. </b></div>
3211. <div class="MsoNormal">
3212. <br />
3213. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3214. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Ladki: Tum
3215. Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?</b></div>
3216. <b></b><br />
3217. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3218. <b><b>Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal. </b></b></div>
3219. <b>
3220. </b>
3221. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3222. <b><b>Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? </b></b></div>
3223. <b>
3224. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3225. <b>Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!</b></div>
3226. </b></div>
3227. <div class="MsoNormal">
3228. <br />
3229. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3230. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife: Muje
3231. lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.</b></div>
3232. <b></b><br />
3233. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3234. <b><b>Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?</b></b></div>
3235. <b>
3236. </b>
3237. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3238. <b><b>Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.</b></b></div>
3239. <b>
3240. </b></div>
3241. <div class="MsoNormal">
3242. <br />
3243. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3244. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Recommended
3245. Dosage of VIAGRA</b></div>
3246. <b></b><br />
3247. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3248. <b><b>New Girl friend: No need, </b></b></div>
3249. <b>
3250. </b>
3251. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3252. <b><b>Old G/f: 1/2 tablet, </b></b></div>
3253. <b>
3254. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3255. <b>Mistress: 1 tablet, </b></div>
3256. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3257. <b>Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.</b></div>
3258. </b></div>
3259. <div class="MsoNormal">
3260. <br />
3261. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3262. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  In bed
3263. frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?</b></div>
3264. <b></b><br />
3265. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3266. <b><b>Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can't think of anyone tonight!</b></b></div>
3267. <b>
3268. </b></div>
3269. <div class="MsoNormal">
3270. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3271. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A time comes
3272. in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn't mean that you have
3273. become Enlightened. It doesn't mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means
3274. that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot
3275. even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.</b></div>
3276. </div>
3277. <div class="MsoNormal">
3278. <br />
3279. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3280. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife 2 naked
3281. husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> thing?</b></div>
3282. <b></b><br />
3283. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3284. <b><b>Husband: So what?</b></b></div>
3285. <b>
3286. </b>
3287. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3288. <b><b>Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!</b></b></div>
3289. <b>
3290. </b></div>
3291. <div class="MsoNormal">
3292. <br />
3293. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3294. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife A: I hate
3295. my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.</b></div>
3296. <b></b><br />
3297. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3298. <b><b>Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.</b></b></div>
3299. <b>
3300. </b>
3301. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3302. <b><b>Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge.. Tarik pe Tarikh</b></b></div>
3303. <b>
3304. <o:p></o:p></b></div>
3305. <div class="MsoNormal">
3306. <br />
3307. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3308. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  On their first
3309. night:</b></div>
3310. <b></b><br />
3311. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3312. <b><b>Husband: Is it really <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3313. first night?</b></b></div>
3314. <b>
3315. </b>
3316. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3317. <b><b>Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.</b></b></div>
3318. <b>
3319. </b></div>
3320. <div class="MsoNormal">
3321. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3322. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Woman was
3323. having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for
3324. the Baby and then tight for the Daddy</b></div>
3325. </div>
3326. <div class="MsoNormal">
3327. <br />
3328. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3329. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Doc: Reports
3330. have got mixed up. I don't know if <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3331. wife has AIDS or Alzheimer</b></div>
3332. <b></b><br />
3333. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3334. <b><b>Man: What shld I do?</b></b></div>
3335. <b>
3336. </b>
3337. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3338. <b><b>Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK</b></b></div>
3339. <b>
3340. </b></div>
3341. <div class="MsoNormal">
3342. <br />
3343. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3344. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  The groom
3345. stood naked in front of the mirror:</b></div>
3346. <b></b><br />
3347. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3348. <b><b>2 inches more & I'd be a king</b></b></div>
3349. <b>
3350. </b>
3351. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3352. <b><b>Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen</b></b></div>
3353. <b>
3354. </b></div>
3355. <div class="MsoNormal">
3356. <br />
3357. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3358. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  What is the
3359. difference between cheating <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3360. wife and cheating on the taxman?</b></div>
3361. <b></b><br />
3362. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3363. <b><b>If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.</b></b></div>
3364. <b>
3365. </b></div>
3366. <div class="MsoNormal">
3367. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3368. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A frustrated
3369. father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should
3370. have wasted u in the bathroom!</b></div>
3371. </div>
3372. <div class="MsoNormal">
3373. <br />
3374. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3375. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  One lady
3376. delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it
3377. possible?</b></div>
3378. <b></b><br />
3379. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3380. <b><b>Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.</b></b></div>
3381. <b>
3382. </b></div>
3383. <div class="MsoNormal">
3384. <br />
3385. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3386. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Dentist didn't
3387. get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?</b></div>
3388. <b></b><br />
3389. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3390. <b><b>Nothing honey, just a temporary filling</b></b></div>
3391. <b>
3392. </b></div>
3393. <div class="MsoNormal">
3394. <br />
3395. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3396. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife n <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Mobile</st1:place></st1:city>:</b></div>
3397. <b></b><br />
3398. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3399. <b><b>1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.</b></b></div>
3400. <b>
3401. </b>
3402. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3403. <b><b>2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.</b></b></div>
3404. <b>
3405. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3406. <b>3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.</b></div>
3407. </b></div>
3408. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3409. <br /></div>
3410. <div class="MsoNormal">
3411. <b style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Husband: I
3412. fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3413. ear?</b><br />
3414. <b></b><br />
3415. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3416. <b><b>Wife: No, I might go deaf!</b></b></div>
3417. <b>
3418. </b>
3419. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3420. <b><b>Husband: I've been cumin in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3421. mouth 4 15yrs & u r still fuckin talking. </b></b></div>
3422. <b>
3423. </b></div>
3424. </div>
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3427. <div class="MsoNormal">
3428. </div>
3429. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3430. <b><span style="color: lime; font-size: large;"><a href="http://hotchutkule.blogspot.in/p/sitemap.html">Best Non Veg Jokes/Chutkule</a></span></b></div>
3431. <div style="text-align: justify;">
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3433. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3434. <span style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div>
3435. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3436. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Recommended
3437. dosage of viagra:</b></div>
3438. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3439. <b>New Girlfriend: No Need</b></div>
3440. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3441. <b>Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet</b></div>
3442. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3443. <b>Mistress: 1 Tablet</b></div>
3444. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3445. <b>Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power</b></div>
3446. </b><br />
3447. <div class="MsoNormal">
3448. </div>
3449. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3450. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wife: My hubby
3451. & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .</b></div>
3452. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3453. <b>Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?</b></div>
3454. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3455. <b>Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.</b></div>
3456. </b><br />
3457. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3458. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wives are
3459. funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then
3460. they want to kill the woman who does.</b></div>
3461. <br />
3462. <div class="MsoNormal">
3463. </div>
3464. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3465. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A man was
3466. charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman). The judge said; I
3467. havn't seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason
3468. why you did it?</b></div>
3469. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3470. <b>Man: I can give 3 reasons.It' non of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3471. business, she was my wife and I didn't know she was dead as she always acted
3472. like that.</b></div>
3473. </b><br />
3474. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3475. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  To avoid
3476. condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if
3477. outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!</b></div>
3478. <div class="MsoNormal">
3479. </div>
3480. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3481. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What is the
3482. difference between a woman and a fridge?</b></div>
3483. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3484. <b>A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.</b></div>
3485. </b><br />
3486.  
3487.  
3488. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3489. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Text messaging
3490. is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!</b></div>
3491. <div class="MsoNormal">
3492. </div>
3493. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3494. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What's the
3495. definition of suspicion?</b></div>
3496. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3497. <b>A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.</b></div>
3498. </b><br />
3499.  
3500.  
3501. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3502. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A kiss is
3503. called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor
3504. if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.</b></div>
3505. <div class="MsoNormal">
3506. </div>
3507. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3508. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What's a
3509. birth control pill?</b></div>
3510. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3511. <b>A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent
3512. pregnancy.</b></div>
3513. </b><br />
3514.  
3515.  
3516. <div class="MsoNormal">
3517. </div>
3518. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3519. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: Why are
3520. breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?</b></div>
3521. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3522. <b>A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?</b></div>
3523. </b><br />
3524.  
3525.  
3526. <div class="MsoNormal">
3527. </div>
3528. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3529. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What's
3530. difference between cricketers n condoms?</b></div>
3531. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3532. <b>A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!</b></div>
3533. <o:p></o:p></b><br />
3534.  
3535.  
3536. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3537. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A blowjob is
3538. the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years
3539. of experience and a number of refrences!</b></div>
3540. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3541. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Wishing you a
3542. seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces
3543. & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!</b></div>
3544. <div class="MsoNormal">
3545. </div>
3546. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3547. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  If u have two
3548. balls between <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city>
3549. legs it means u r man.</b></div>
3550. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3551. <b>If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi
3552. ga#d mar raha hai. </b></div>
3553. </b><br />
3554.  
3555.  
3556. <div class="MsoNormal">
3557. </div>
3558. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3559. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Bio teacher:
3560. Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.</b></div>
3561. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3562. <b>Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?</b></div>
3563. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3564. <b>Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.</b></div>
3565. </b><br />
3566.  
3567.  
3568. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3569. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  All medicines
3570. have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.</b></div>
3571. <div class="MsoNormal">
3572. </div>
3573. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3574. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What is the
3575. definition of "burning love"?</b></div>
3576. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3577. <b>A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks
3578. Vaporub by mistake.</b></div>
3579. </b><br />
3580.  
3581.  
3582. <div class="MsoNormal">
3583. </div>
3584. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3585. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Q: What is the
3586. height of shock?</b></div>
3587. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3588. <b>A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs
3589. your dick from inside!</b></div>
3590. </b><br />
3591.  
3592.  
3593. <div class="MsoNormal">
3594. </div>
3595. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3596. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  A gal with his
3597. boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya
3598. hoga?</b></div>
3599. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3600. <b>He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to `Jadugar'.</b></div>
3601. </b><br />
3602.  
3603.  
3604. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3605. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Licking pussy
3606. is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!! </b></div>
3607. <div class="MsoNormal">
3608. </div>
3609. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3610. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Sex is evil,</b></div>
3611. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3612. <b>Evil is sin,</b></div>
3613. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3614. <b>Sin is forgiven,</b></div>
3615. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3616. <b>So stick it in.</b></div>
3617. </b><br />
3618.  
3619.  
3620. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3621. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Luv is a
3622. sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl's
3623. destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?</b></div>
3624. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3625. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Old chinese proverb
3626. says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Bangkok</st1:place></st1:city>."</b></div>
3627. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3628. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  MEN-opause,
3629. MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed
3630. how women's problems start with men??</b></div>
3631. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3632. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Sex is good
3633. sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck
3634. yourself and safe your money.</b></div>
3635. <div class="MsoNormal">
3636. </div>
3637. <div style="text-align: justify;">
3638. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman";">·</span>  Bride's Dad
3639. hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'</b></div>
3640. <b><div style="text-align: justify;">
3641. <b>Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'</b></div>
3642. </b><br />
3643.  
3644.  
3645. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">
3646. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  He met a lady
3647. while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus
3648. free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! </b></div>
3649. </div>
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3652. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;">
3653. <b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://hotchutkule.blogspot.in/p/sitemap.html">Santa Banta Hindi Jokes/chutkule</a></span></b></div>
3654. <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;">
3655. <span style="background-color: lime; font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">(Hindi Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Chutkule, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chutkule, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chutkule, </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chutkule)</span></span><br />
3656. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Doctor: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual.</b><br />
3657. <div class="MsoNormal">
3658. <b>Banta: With bad news like that, what could be the good news?<br />Doc: The good news is I think you're cute.</b></div>
3659. <div class="MsoNormal">
3660. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3661. <div class="MsoNormal">
3662. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Preeto: I have to be damned careful not to get pregnant"<br />Jeeto: I thought your husband had a vasectomy<br />Preeto replies: He did!</b></div>
3663. <div class="MsoNormal">
3664. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3665. <div class="MsoNormal">
3666. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Call Girl: Wanna have sex?<br />Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh<br />Call Girl: Vo kaise?<br />Santa: Free mein</b></div>
3667. <div class="MsoNormal">
3668. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3669. <div class="MsoNormal">
3670. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?<br />Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.</b></div>
3671. <div class="MsoNormal">
3672. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3673. <div class="MsoNormal">
3674. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape.<br />Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs</b></div>
3675. <div class="MsoNormal">
3676. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3677. <div class="MsoNormal">
3678. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  One night Jeeto's boyfriend asked her: Darling, r u free tonight?<br />Jeeto shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged u before?</b></div>
3679. <div class="MsoNormal">
3680. <b>*****************************************</b></div>
3681. <div class="MsoNormal">
3682. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa, unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta's advice.<br />While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?<br />Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta</b></div>
3683. <div class="MsoNormal">
3684. <b>*****************************************</b></div>
3685. <div class="MsoNormal">
3686. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa rape karan di koshish karda hai. Kudi: Tere rape karan to pehla mein mar javangi.<br />Santa: Aho mar jayin par kise garib de kam na aayin</b></div>
3687. <div class="MsoNormal">
3688. <b>*****************************************</b></div>
3689. <div class="MsoNormal">
3690. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey dawangi.<br />Santa: Tu 1500 le, magar hune ge</b></div>
3691. <div class="MsoNormal">
3692. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3693. <div class="MsoNormal">
3694. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?<br />Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">maine</st1:place></st1:state> kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai</b></div>
3695. <div class="MsoNormal">
3696. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3697. <div class="MsoNormal">
3698. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?<br />Jeeto: Dono.<br />He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?<br />Jeeto: Ji Hui.<br />Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?<br />Jeeto: Ji.<br />Santa: Yeh erect hai!</b></div>
3699. <div class="MsoNormal">
3700. <b>**********************************************</b></div>
3701. <div class="MsoNormal">
3702. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.<br />Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.<br />Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.</b></div>
3703. <div class="MsoNormal">
3704. <b>**********************************************</b></div>
3705. <div class="MsoNormal">
3706. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?<br />Wife: That you are a homosexual.</b></div>
3707. <div class="MsoNormal">
3708. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3709. <div class="MsoNormal">
3710. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?<br />Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa key!</b></div>
3711. <div class="MsoNormal">
3712. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3713. <div class="MsoNormal">
3714. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?<br />Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Ur</st1:place></st1:city> friend is also my son, that's Confidential.</b></div>
3715. <div class="MsoNormal">
3716. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3717. <div class="MsoNormal">
3718. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Pappu: Dad what's the diff between luv, belief & relief.<br />Santa: <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Ur</st1:place></st1:city> Mom is my luv, <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> maid is my relief & I'm your Dad - well, that's my belief.</b></div>
3719. <div class="MsoNormal">
3720. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3721. <div class="MsoNormal">
3722. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.<br />Santa: I'm confused. I think shes is cold but people say she's hot.</b></div>
3723. <div class="MsoNormal">
3724. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3725. <div class="MsoNormal">
3726. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa: Murge kaise diye?<br />Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10<br />Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?<br />Sir ise AIDS hai.<br />Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!</b></div>
3727. <div class="MsoNormal">
3728. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3729. <div class="MsoNormal">
3730. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?<br />Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.<br />Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda?<br />Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714.</b></div>
3731. <div class="MsoNormal">
3732. <b>*****************************************</b></div>
3733. <div class="MsoNormal">
3734. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa standing in balcony without shirt.<br />Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.<br />Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.</b></div>
3735. <div class="MsoNormal">
3736. <b>*****************************************</b></div>
3737. <div class="MsoNormal">
3738. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.<br />Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.</b></div>
3739. <div class="MsoNormal">
3740. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3741. <div class="MsoNormal">
3742. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  I'm organising group sex at my home. Will u join?<br />Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?<br />Banta: Just three. Me, u n <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> wife.</b></div>
3743. <div class="MsoNormal">
3744. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3745. <div class="MsoNormal">
3746. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Pappu sees his parents having sex.<br />Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?<br />Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.<br />Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.</b></div>
3747. <div class="MsoNormal">
3748. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3749. <div class="MsoNormal">
3750. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  How does a vagina luk before sex?<br />Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.<br />And after sex?<br />Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?</b></div>
3751. <div class="MsoNormal">
3752. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3753. <div class="MsoNormal">
3754. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."</b></div>
3755. <div class="MsoNormal">
3756. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3757. <div class="MsoNormal">
3758. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Doctor: U look terribly weak & exhausted! Are u having <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> meals three times a day as I advised?<br />Preeto: Doctor, I thought u said three males a day. 9</b></div>
3759. <div class="MsoNormal">
3760. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3761. <div class="MsoNormal">
3762. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do u luv me, do u really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do u think, I am doing pushups?<o:p></o:p></b></div>
3763. <div class="MsoNormal">
3764. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3765. <div class="MsoNormal">
3766. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.<br />Confused Banta: How the hell?<br />Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.</b></div>
3767. <div class="MsoNormal">
3768. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3769. <div class="MsoNormal">
3770. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:city>.<br />Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?<br />Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.</b></div>
3771. <div class="MsoNormal">
3772. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3773. <div class="MsoNormal">
3774. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Banta: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?<br />Santa: Fork</b></div>
3775. <div class="MsoNormal">
3776. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3777. <div class="MsoNormal">
3778. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  How does a vagina luk before sex?<br />Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.<br />And after sex?<br />Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?</b></div>
3779. <div class="MsoNormal">
3780. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3781. <div class="MsoNormal">
3782. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.<br />Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?</b></div>
3783. <div class="MsoNormal">
3784. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3785. <div class="MsoNormal">
3786. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.<br />Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!</b></div>
3787. <div class="MsoNormal">
3788. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3789. <div class="MsoNormal">
3790. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.<br />Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.<br />Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.</b></div>
3791. <div class="MsoNormal">
3792. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3793. <div class="MsoNormal">
3794. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.<br />Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?<br />Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.</b></div>
3795. <div class="MsoNormal">
3796. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3797. <div class="MsoNormal">
3798. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?<br />Santa: What r u saying? I'd never even think abt such thing.<br />Banta: U might want 2. She's much better then urs.</b></div>
3799. <div class="MsoNormal">
3800. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3801. <div class="MsoNormal">
3802. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Son: Teacher says, `Father is the pillar of the family` then what`s mom?<br />Dad: She makes the pillar stiff, strong and worthwhile to raise a family.</b></div>
3803. <div class="MsoNormal">
3804. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3805. <div class="MsoNormal">
3806. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.</b></div>
3807. <div class="MsoNormal">
3808. <b>********************************************</b></div>
3809. <div class="MsoNormal">
3810. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!</b></div>
3811. <div class="MsoNormal">
3812. <b>*******************************************</b></div>
3813. <div class="MsoNormal">
3814. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card</b></div>
3815. <div class="MsoNormal">
3816. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3817. <div class="MsoNormal">
3818. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Boss to a lady during interview: What's the difference between Paperclip and Screw?</b></div>
3819. <div class="MsoNormal">
3820. <b>Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.</b></div>
3821. <div class="MsoNormal">
3822. <span style="font-family: Symbol;">*************************************</span></div>
3823. <div class="MsoNormal">
3824. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  If necessity is the mother of invention, then.. Frustration is the father of masturbation!</b></div>
3825. <div class="MsoNormal">
3826. <b>******************************************</b></div>
3827. <div class="MsoNormal">
3828. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  What is the definition of a healthy virgin?<br />One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !</b></div>
3829. <div class="MsoNormal">
3830. <b>****************************************</b></div>
3831. <div class="MsoNormal">
3832. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:<br />Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.</b></div>
3833. <div class="MsoNormal">
3834. <b>****************************************</b></div>
3835. <div class="MsoNormal">
3836. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  Define contraceptive pill?<br />It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.</b></div>
3837. <div class="MsoNormal">
3838. <b>*****************************************</b></div>
3839. <br />
3840. <div class="MsoNormal">
3841. <b><span style="font-family: Symbol;">·</span>  What do politicians & porn stars have in common?<br />They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!</b></div>
3842. </div>
3843. <div class="MsoNormal">
3844. <br /></div>
3845. </div>
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