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  15. <description>The diaTribe blog is our occasional take on life, the universe and everything. Observations on current affairs, the environment, politics, humour and music/gig reviews. Travel diary and extreme sports stories, along with the usual rants/raves are also chucked in for good measure.</description>
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  21. <title>It&#8217;s aLIVE!</title>
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  24. <pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2017 13:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
  25. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  37. <description><![CDATA[Excellent night at Lovelands in Wellington <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  38. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome Gig at <a title="Lovelands Music Club (Porirua)" href="" target="_blank">Lovelands</a> this weekend.</p>
  39. <p>Magic! </p>
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  46. <title>Fidel Castro: Iconic Revolutionary; Island Tyrant</title>
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  49. <pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2016 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
  50. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  67. <description><![CDATA[The death of Fidel Castro closes the last chapter of the Cold War as one of the most controversial, yet iconic world figures passes into history. <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  68. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="alignright"><a title="Fidel Castro . Photo: Antonio Milena/ABr, via Wikimedia Commons" href=""></a></div>
  69. <p>Today, the man who had held on to power longer than any other living national leader except Queen Elizabeth II, passed into the West&#8230; </p>
  70. <p>Whatever your political views about the man many referred to as: &#8220;the beard&#8221;, there is no denying that Fidel Castro was an iconic character and a central figure in the greatest dramas of the <a href="" title="Wikipedia: Cold War (opens in new window/tab)" target="_blank">Cold War</a>.<br />
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  76. <title>Facts of Life</title>
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  79. <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2016 10:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
  80. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  93. <description><![CDATA[A short collection of funny one-liner facts of life.  <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  94. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="alignright"><a title="Laughing Owl (March 2009). Photo: By Cephas, via Free-Images" href=""></a></div>
  95. <p>A few words of wisdom&#8230;</p>
  96. <ul>
  97. <li>&#8220;If people could read my mind, I&#8217;d get punched in the face a lot&#8221;</li>
  98. <li>&#8220;The fact that there is a HIGHWAY to hell and a STAIRWAY to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic volumes&#8221;</li>
  99. <li>&#8220;My people skills are fine.  It&#8217;s just my tolerance to idiots that needs work&#8221;</li>
  100. <li>&#8220;I&#8217;m only responsible for what I SAY; not for what you UNDERSTAND&#8221;</li>
  101. <li>&#8220;So&#8230;when is this &#8216;old enough to know better&#8217; supposed to kick in?&#8221;</li>
  102. <li>&#8220;Have you ever listened to someone and thought: who ties your shoelaces for you?&#8221;</li>
  103. <li>&#8220;Be careful when you follow the masses&#8230;sometimes the &#8216;M&#8217; is silent&#8221;</li>
  104. <li>Don&#8217;t confuse my PERSONALITY with my ATTITUDE&#8230;<br />
  105. my personality is WHO I am<br />
  106. my attitude depends on who YOU are&#8221;</li>
  107. <li>&#8220;I NEVER argue.  I just explain why I am right&#8221;</li>
  108. <li>&#8220;I speak my mind, because it hurts to bit my tongue all the time&#8221;</li>
  109. <li>&#8220;Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I&#8217;m not in a lunatic asylum.<br />
  110. Then I take a look around and realize&#8230;maybe I already AM&#8221;</li>
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  117. <title>Rave: Prison and Pensioner Reform</title>
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  120. <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2016 21:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
  121. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  136. <description><![CDATA[A reform plan for pensioners and prisoners which we can ALL get behind.  <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  137. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t know who originally did this, but I LOVE it!</p>
  138. <blockquote><p>Let&#8217;s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.</p>
  139. <p>This way our pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They&#8217;d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they&#8217;d <em>receive</em> money instead of paying it out.</p>
  140. <p>They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.</p>
  141. <p>A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselor, pool and education.</p>
  142. <p>There would be private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ&#8217;s and legal aid would be free, on request and each pensioner could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.</p>
  143. <p>There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.</p>
  144. <p>And as an added bonus&#8230;</p>
  145. <p>Convicted criminals would get cold food, be locked up alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. They would live in a tiny room and <em>pay</em> £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.</p></blockquote>
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  151. <title>Post-Brexit open letter to the British PM</title>
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  154. <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2016 21:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
  155. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  168. <description><![CDATA[As Teresa May continues with the economic cleanup following  the post-Brexit fallout., we thought we'd make a few suggestions to help her on her way...  <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
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  170. <p>Dear Ms. May,</p>
  171. <p>Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK &#8216;s economy.</p>
  172. <p>Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:</p>
  173. <p>There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:</p>
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  175. <li>They <em>MUST</em> retire. Ten million job openings &#8211; <strong>unemployment fixed</strong></li>
  176. <li>They <em>MUST</em> buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered &#8211; <strong>Car Industry fixed</strong>.</li>
  177. <li>They <em>MUST</em> either buy a house or pay off their mortgage &#8211; <strong>Housing Crisis fixed</strong></li>
  178. <li>They <em>MUST</em> send their kids to school/college/university &#8211; <strong>Crime rate fixed</strong></li>
  179. <li>They <em>MUST</em> buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week (there&#8217;s your money back in duty/tax etc)</li>
  180. </ol>
  181. <p>&#8230;It can&#8217;t get any easier than that!</p>
  182. <p>P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances!</p>
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  188. <title>Parting Glass</title>
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  191. <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2015 11:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
  192. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  202. <description><![CDATA[A great rendition of an age-old Irish Tune <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  203. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what I want played at my funeral&#8230;</p>
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  210. <title>Truths about Government</title>
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  213. <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
  214. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
  215. <category><![CDATA[Rants 'n' Raves]]></category>
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  223. <description><![CDATA[15 Great quotes about the real nature of Government.  <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  224. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Truer words are rarely spoken. Here&#8217;s 15 quotable quotes that pretty much cover what government is&#8230;and always has been.</p>
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  230. <title>Always Wear Underwear</title>
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  233. <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2014 05:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
  234. <dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
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  246. <description><![CDATA[Going commando is not always the best option... <p><a href="">... more <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a></p>]]></description>
  247. <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. </p>
  248. <p>Taken from an <a href="" title="Wikipedia link: List of Brisbane Newspapers (opens in new tab/window)" target="_blank">Brisbane newspaper</a>&#8230;</p>
  249. <blockquote>
  250. <p>From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break down in the car park.  The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.</p>
  251. <p>The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.</p>
  252. <p>Unfortunately. although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.  Unable to stand the embarassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.</p>
  253. <p>On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.</p>
  254. <p>The R.A.C mechanic however had to have three stitches in his forehead</p>
  255. </blockquote>
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