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  1. <?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156</id><updated>2014-10-14T01:36:17.455-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bacon Soup</title><subtitle type='html'>Nothing like a good bowl of BS in the morning</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default?alt=atom'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default?alt=atom&amp;start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>52</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-114476466466663195</id><published>2006-04-11T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T07:11:04.823-07:00</updated><title type='text'>BaconSoup Has Moved</title><content type='html'>BaconSoup is back. But we have a new address. Please update your bookmarks and visit the New BaconSoup here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://baconsoup.blogsome.com&quot;&gt;BaconSoup&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/114476466466663195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=114476466466663195' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/114476466466663195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/114476466466663195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2006/04/baconsoup-has-moved.html' title='BaconSoup Has Moved'/><author><name>Socratees</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06368348693171178784</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112619424209674478</id><published>2005-09-08T08:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-08T08:44:02.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Wonder - Vol. VII</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/jesus-bobble.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/jesus-bobble.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I wonder, what does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ. Is it Hugo? Horatio? Henry? Humperdink? Hal? Homey...inquiring minds want to know.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112619424209674478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112619424209674478' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112619424209674478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112619424209674478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/09/things-i-wonder-vol-vii.html' title='Things I Wonder - Vol. VII'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112532710457978045</id><published>2005-08-29T07:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-29T07:59:20.380-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How To: Voodoo Doll</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/voo.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/voo.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Dear Baconsoup,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recently my whore of a wife cheated on me. I caught her boning the the pool boy. And you know what sucks. We don&#39;t own a pool. I would really like it if you could help me out. I&#39;d love to know how to make a Voodoo doll. Now I&#39;m not wanting it because my wife is a worthless tramp. I want to make one because I like dolls. Yeah that what it is. Any help would be great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whoreless and free from Memphis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well Whoreless and free, we are sorry about your tramp wife. Really we are. As far as a Voodoo doll goes. I think we can help you out, but we must tell you we do not condone the actions one takes while using a Voodoo doll. With that said we are mailing you out a form that you must sign, stating we are not held accountable for any mishaps that may occur do to your doll making.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/strong&gt; BaconSoup does not condone the usage of voodoo curses or spells, and does not take responsibility for any consequences resulting from such an activity. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Instructions:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Form a cross by binding the two sticks with yarn. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Wrap cotton around the longer stick and cover the body with a 14&#39;x2½&#39; cloth poncho for revenge, make everything black. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Leave a hole in the middle for the head and cinch the ensemble with more yarn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Fashion a head out of a 3½“x2“ piece of cloth, then draw a face or tack on a photo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Stick away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Have Fun.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112532710457978045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112532710457978045' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112532710457978045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112532710457978045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/how-to-voodoo-doll.html' title='How To: Voodoo Doll'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112532626527435006</id><published>2005-08-29T07:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-29T07:37:45.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fish Watch: Week VII</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/abeface3.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/abeface3.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Abe&#39;s status is still alive. I know I skipped a week and I apologize. Thank God, Abe made it another week. I would have been bummed if he would have bit the dust last week. Keep on Truckin&#39; Abe.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112532626527435006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112532626527435006' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112532626527435006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112532626527435006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/fish-watch-week-vii.html' title='Fish Watch: Week VII'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112504270351370712</id><published>2005-08-26T00:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-26T01:46:14.120-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Top Ten: Album Covers</title><content type='html'>Recently I came across a site that had listed the worst album covers ever. Well I beg to differ. I believe these are some of the best album covers ever and you&#39;ll see why. Here is my list of the top ten album covers of all time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/roger1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/roger1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#10. Many Faces of Roger - Roger&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That Roger is such a card always making faces. One time he made this face, and man let me tell you it was hilarious. My favorite face of Rogers is his &#39;O&#39; face&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a2.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#9. Country Church - Country Church&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If only the Amish listened to music. Country Church would have been huge. They were the Osmonds before the Osmonds.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#8. Can I Borrow a Feelin&#39; - Cody Matherson&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cody, Cody, Cody. Man you must have been huge in the trailer parks. All I have to say is sure Cody you can borrow a feelin&#39;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/heino.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/heino.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#7. Leibe Mutter - Heino&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leibe Mutter translate into &#39;Loves Nut/Mother&#39; Well who doesn&#39;t love a nut. But I&#39;m guessing it&#39;s loves mother, because it&#39;s clear that the flowers must be a gift for Heino&#39;s mother.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a5.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a5.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#6. Trees Talk Too - Geraldine and Ricky&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&#39;t care what anyone says. Ricky was the heart and soul of Geraldine and Ricky. Once he left the band it clearly was over. Who in their right mind would want to listen to just Geraldine.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a6.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a6.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#5. I Love my Life - Jim Post&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who wouldn&#39;t love their life if they looked as good as Jim without a shirt standing under some sort of waterfall.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a7.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a7.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#4. Julie&#39;s Sixteenth Birthday - Jim Bult&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m guessing Jim is maybe Julie&#39;s dad. Could be an uncle, or maybe he is here Gym teacher, and they went for a bite to eat to celebrate her 16th birthday. Biggest hits on the album were: She had me at hello, and Judge sentenced me to 10 years.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a10.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a10.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#3. Por Primera Vez - Tino&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The original Rico Suave. Paco, Gerardo, Menudo and Ricky Martin can&#39;t hold a candle to Tino. Tino&#39;s follow up album titled &#39;Sacapuntas&#39; was just as good.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/kfc.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/kfc.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#2. Tijuana Picnic - Colonel Sanders&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First off who knew the Colonel could sing. And second, where does he find the time. I heard that if you play this record backwards you do hear the ingredients for the Colonel&#39;s secret recipe. Biggest hit was Tijuana take your mother to a gangbang.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/a81.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/a81.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#1. By Request Only - Ken&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A request huh? Hmmm, let me think about that one, the possibilities are endless. I&#39;d love to hear Ken sing just about anything. Maybe a little Fernando, Bohemian Rhapsody, All Out of Love, or maybe my favorite from Juice Newton, Queen of Hearts, or in Ken&#39;s case, King. Ken had to be a hit with the ladies. Just look at him, what is there not to love. Unfortunately I couldn&#39;t locate the songs on &#39;by Request Only,&#39; which is truly a shame because I was dying to know which songs Ken chose to sing. I bet they were great.&lt;/center&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112504270351370712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112504270351370712' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112504270351370712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112504270351370712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/top-ten-album-covers.html' title='Top Ten: Album Covers'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112502857360427860</id><published>2005-08-25T20:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-25T20:56:13.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Connery</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/connery1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/connery1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Actor Sean Connery turned 75 years old today. And you know what, I&#39;d still let him sleep with my mom.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112502857360427860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112502857360427860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112502857360427860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112502857360427860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/connery.html' title='Connery'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112480951269903076</id><published>2005-08-23T07:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-23T08:09:07.893-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jesus is my DJ</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/socdj.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/socdj.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;*Shameless Plug Warning* &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We here at BaconSoup are close friends with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.socratees.org&quot;&gt;Socratees.org&lt;/a&gt; It&#39;s a T-shirt website that features off the wall Tees. Take for example the shirt &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cafepress.com/thesocratees/708074&quot;&gt;Jesus is my DJ&lt;/a&gt;. Now first off, who would not love to be in a dance off (preferrably a breakdancin&#39; one) with Jesus in their corner. Thing I love about DJ Yahweh or the MC Messiah is that he literally has two turntables, and a microphone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Socratees tells us that the Jesus is my DJ shirts are selling like Hot Cakes. And that they would love to see someone wearing that shirt. So if anyone out there has bought a Jesus is my DJ shirt. Take a picture of yourself wearing the DJ shirt (or any other SocraTees you may own) and send it there way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email them: &lt;a href=mailto:[email protected]&gt;[email protected]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*plug over*</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112480951269903076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112480951269903076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112480951269903076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112480951269903076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/jesus-is-my-dj.html' title='Jesus is my DJ'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112480887972427366</id><published>2005-08-23T07:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-23T07:54:39.736-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Wonder: Vol. VI</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/howmany4.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/howmany4.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I wonder, exactly how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? Damn, Owl. (angry)</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112480887972427366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112480887972427366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112480887972427366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112480887972427366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/things-i-wonder-vol-vi.html' title='Things I Wonder: Vol. VI'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112429852352142554</id><published>2005-08-17T10:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-17T10:09:33.016-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MILF: Brady Bunch Style</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/13.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/12.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I can still remember growing up, racing home to catch the two hour block of the Brady Bunch on TBS. I never missed an episode. I think I&#39;ve seen each one at least 20-30 times. Ask me a Brady Bunch question and I&#39;ll nail it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of nailing, there was one reason I never missed an episode, and only one &lt;br /&gt;reason alone. Some would say it was because of Mrs. Brady (Florence Henderson) or perhaps Marsha (Maureen McCormick), but not me, it was because of Alice (Ann B. Davis.) No, I didn&#39;t stutter, you heard me right. I bet you would have never guessed the M stood for Maid in the title of this article. Alice was certainly a Maid I&#39;d Like to..Hello! The more I think about Alice the more I wonder, did Mike &amp; Greg tap that ass? Well I&#39;m sure Mike didn&#39;t, he was probably more into Sam, but Greg, Peter and Bobby had to fantasize about Alice one day showing up in nothing but a French Maid outfit. Considering Alice was the only woman in their lives for quite some time. I know I would have brought her meat everyday, and I&#39;m no butcher.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112429852352142554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112429852352142554' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112429852352142554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112429852352142554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/milf-brady-bunch-style.html' title='MILF: Brady Bunch Style'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112420321467175279</id><published>2005-08-16T07:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-16T07:40:14.676-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fish Watch: Week V</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/abe1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/abe1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I apologize for being a day late on the Abe Watch. I know some may have been concerned and not sure on the status of Abe. Well, the good news he is still alive and well. Thank God.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112420321467175279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112420321467175279' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112420321467175279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112420321467175279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/fish-watch-week-v.html' title='Fish Watch: Week V'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112411963999571288</id><published>2005-08-15T08:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-15T08:27:20.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Survey: Best Mime</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/say.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/say.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Who was the better Mime?&lt;br /&gt;1. Shields&lt;br /&gt;2. Yarnell</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112411963999571288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112411963999571288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112411963999571288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112411963999571288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/survey-best-mime.html' title='Survey: Best Mime'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112397006439127346</id><published>2005-08-13T14:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-13T14:56:57.553-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sleestaks</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/sleestak.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/sleestak.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I feel sorry for the Sleestaks. They were peaceful creatures until Marshall, Will, and Holly showed up and tried stealing their land. Who the hell did they think they were? Sure they were on a routine expedition, but come on, as far as the Sleestaks were concerned Marshall, Will and Holly were there to steal their crops, rape their women, and rule over the Land of the Lost. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No wonder Bill Laimbeer was so hostile later in his Pistons days.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112397006439127346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112397006439127346' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112397006439127346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112397006439127346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/sleestaks.html' title='Sleestaks'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112381962119001537</id><published>2005-08-12T07:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-12T12:43:42.333-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mego Breakin&#39; Tribute</title><content type='html'>First off if you are unfamiliar with Mego Toys then check out the &lt;a target=&quot;_new&quot; href=&quot;http://www.megomuseum.com&quot;&gt;Mego Museum.&lt;/a&gt; If you were a child around the 70&#39;s-80&#39;s then you most probably owned some sort of Mego Toy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday, after my &#39;How To: Windmill&#39;, a reader (jimbutsu) of BaconSoup sent me an email sharing his Mego experience. It seems that there is a demand for Mego Toys out there, and collectors get together once/twice a year for a convention, better known as the Megomeet. Anyway the reader (jimbutsu) sent me this picture displaying his poster he made for next years Megomeet. And it is quite fitting considering my obsession with the Breakin&#39; movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/breakinmego.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/breakinmego.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112381962119001537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112381962119001537' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112381962119001537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112381962119001537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/mego-breakin-tribute.html' title='Mego Breakin&#39; Tribute'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112377116895458170</id><published>2005-08-11T07:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-11T08:11:45.260-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How To: The Windmill</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/ozone.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/ozone.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Dear Baconsoup,&lt;br /&gt;I recently watched the movie Breakin&#39; that you recommended and I was wondering. How does one go about Breakdancing? I&#39;d love to impress my girlfriend by performing the windmill. Any help you can give would be great. Thanks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Steve &quot;Slappy&quot; Solderholm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for your email Steve. And yes we can help you learn the windmill. But first I want to say it is not a breakdancing move you can learn overnight. It takes hours upon hours of practice, and you have to be committed. The Windmill is perhaps the greatest breakdancing move, and once mastered you&#39;ll be the hit of parties and all the ladies will come running. With that said here is a step by step on how to do the windmill. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Position: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pushup position with left elbow planted in stomach and left hand on ground below. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rotation direction: Counter-Clockwise&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stretch right hand to the left in front of you. Lift left leg up in air. Pull with your right hand to get a spinning motion going. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once you have spinning motion going, bring right leg up to your right, and start turning your body so that your right side will face up. Your left arm will soon collapse, so roll onto your shoulder, now your right leg is going up in the air.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/1990.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/1990.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Make left leg follow right leg movement, but keep legs WIDE and STRAIGHT out. This is very important. You`ll be on your back now, hopefully with Legs up in the air like a split (but you don`t have to go as far as a split). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now as your left leg continues to to go up and your right leg goes down, start rolling your body so that your right side faces down. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you get to be almost sideways, legs still WIDE and STRAIGHT, put your left hand on ground and plant your elbow into your side. Keep the rotation and you`ll pivot back up onto your elbow and be back where you started. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tip&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Good luck, start it slowly to get the movement, and practice practice practice.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112377116895458170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112377116895458170' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112377116895458170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112377116895458170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/how-to-windmill.html' title='How To: The Windmill'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112362618595543367</id><published>2005-08-09T15:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-09T15:23:56.323-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dead Celebrity Interview: Peter Jennings</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/pete.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/pete.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erik K from &lt;a href=&quot;http://deadcelebrityinterview.blogspot.com&quot;&gt;Dead Celebrity Interview&lt;/a&gt; is back again. This time he brings us an Exit Interview from Peter Jennings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Dead Celebrity Interview:&lt;/strong&gt; This just in. You&#39;re dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Peter Jennings&lt;/strong&gt;: Yes I am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DCI:&lt;/strong&gt; Did you have your will properly signed by a certified notary public?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PJ:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes I did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DCI:&lt;/strong&gt; Did you make sure your life insurance policy was current and covered funeral expenses and other miscellaneous costs associated with death?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PJ:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes I did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DCI:&lt;/strong&gt; Did you specifically state in accessible documents what you would like done with your remains?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PJ:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes I did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DCI:&lt;/strong&gt; Mr. Jennings, best of luck at the Judgment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PJ:&lt;/strong&gt; Thank you.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112362618595543367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112362618595543367' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112362618595543367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112362618595543367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/dead-celebrity-interview-peter.html' title='Dead Celebrity Interview: Peter Jennings'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112360239874958472</id><published>2005-08-09T08:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-09T08:56:38.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tito, Hand me a Tissue</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/murphy.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/murphy.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was reading the news yesterday and I saw that Eddie Murphy&#39;s wife was filing for divorce. It got me wondering. What in the hell ever happened to Eddie Murphy. I would love to know where is the Eddie of old. Where is the Delirious Eddie, the Raw Eddie, or Eddie Murphy, &#39;The Fuck You Man.&#39; I may have forgiven you for your girl wanting to party all the time, but I can not say the same for the Nutty Professors, or donkey voice overs. I want to watch you tell me &#39;You got no ice cream, you got no ice cream...want a lick? Sike.&#39; Damn you Eddie for selling out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder if when parents brought their kids to see Daddy Day Care, they realized that Eddie was the same man who years ago impersonated Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)&lt;br /&gt;by asking his buddy Norton if he would like to fuck him up the ass? That when he bends over he better start fucking. If those parents actually were to think about it, I doubt it would be &#39;O-tay.&#39;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112360239874958472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112360239874958472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112360239874958472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112360239874958472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/tito-hand-me-tissue.html' title='Tito, Hand me a Tissue'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112351480448313891</id><published>2005-08-08T08:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-08T08:27:59.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fish Watch: Week IV</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/abe2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/abe.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Status: &lt;strong&gt;Still Alive&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words made from name of &lt;a href=&quot;http://technorati.com/tag/abe+vigoda&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;Abe Vigoda&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;God, Diva, Bed, Bad, Dog, Video, Above, Dio, Adobe, Boa, Bead, Give, Gave, Vibe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=abe+vigoda&quot;&gt;Abe Vigoda Anagram Generator &lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112351480448313891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112351480448313891' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112351480448313891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112351480448313891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/fish-watch-week-iv.html' title='Fish Watch: Week IV'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112345720642700535</id><published>2005-08-07T16:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-11T13:35:06.703-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Wonder - Vol. V</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/ross.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/ross.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder, was there ever a time when there was no Joy in Painting for Bob Ross...</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112345720642700535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112345720642700535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112345720642700535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112345720642700535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/things-i-wonder-vol-v.html' title='Things I Wonder - Vol. V'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112345624783877105</id><published>2005-08-07T15:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-07T16:12:25.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Carlinisms</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/carlin.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/carlin.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just thought I&#39;d waste time and share some classic George Carlin quotes. That is all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- When cheese gets it&#39;s picture taken, what does it say?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn&#39;t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- When someone is impatient and says, &quot;I haven&#39;t got all day,&quot; I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- What if there were no hypothetical questions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It&#39;s just stale bread to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don&#39;t have as many people who believe it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- &quot;I am&quot; is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that &quot;I do&quot; is the longest sentence? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Honesty may be the best policy, but it&#39;s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I&#39;m just not close enough to get the job done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Toodle-loo, go with God and don&#39;t take any wooden nickels.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112345624783877105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112345624783877105' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112345624783877105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112345624783877105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/carlinisms.html' title='Carlinisms'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112326124154282961</id><published>2005-08-05T09:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T10:04:45.643-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Six Pack Coming to DVD</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/moviesixpack1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/moviesixpack1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m not sure what I did to deserve this, but I recently found out that the racing movie Six Pack starring Kenny Rogers is set to be released on DVD in September 2005. All I can say is thank you DVD Gods. This is one movie that has been exclusively on video way to long. How could you keep a classic like this trapped away from the DVD world. I mean who doesn&#39;t like a good racing movie that involves orphans? Better yet who doesn&#39;t like a good movie starring Kenny Rogers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/moviesixpack2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/moviesixpack2.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those unfamiliar with Six Pack, the premise is basically this. A stock car driver (Kenny Rogers) takes in six young orphans, who just happen to be great with cars. Rogers tries his best to keep the six out of trouble and with the Six Pack as his crew do his damndest to beat his bitter rival &#39;The Turk.&#39; You&#39;re in for a hell of a ride watching this movie. Not only does it star the great Kenny Rogers, but it also features some other stars. Anthony Michael Hall (Sixteen Candles), Diane Lane (Outsiders), and Erin Gray (Silver Spoons). By the way this is perhaps Diane Lane&#39;s finest role, aside from Cherry Valance in the movie Outsiders. Anyway I could ramble on for days about how great a movie Six Pack is, but you all need to see it for yourself to realize how great a classic it truly is.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112326124154282961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112326124154282961' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112326124154282961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112326124154282961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/six-pack-coming-to-dvd.html' title='Six Pack Coming to DVD'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112322734088626027</id><published>2005-08-05T00:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T00:36:52.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Recipe: Flaming Jew</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/281.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/281.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ingredients:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 oz Bacardi 151 rum&lt;br /&gt;2 oz Aftershock Hot &amp; Cool cinnamon schnapps&lt;br /&gt;2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps&lt;br /&gt;1 dash Tabasco sauce&lt;br /&gt;1 splash dill juice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Directions:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mix ingredients together in a beer mug. Ignite, and serve.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112322734088626027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112322734088626027' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112322734088626027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112322734088626027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/recipe-flaming-jew.html' title='Recipe: Flaming Jew'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112291457806302697</id><published>2005-08-01T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T09:42:58.070-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fish Watch: Week III</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/abe1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/abe1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Current Status: &lt;strong&gt;Alive&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing new to report on the Fish front. &lt;a href=&quot;http://technorati.com/tag/abe+vigoda&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;Abe Vigoda&lt;/a&gt; is still alive and kicking.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112291457806302697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112291457806302697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112291457806302697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112291457806302697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/08/fish-watch-week-iii.html' title='Fish Watch: Week III'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112270045521613236</id><published>2005-07-29T22:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T22:14:53.986-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Wonder - Vol. IV</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/nywiz.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/nywiz.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder, who would win first prize in a Science Fair between Mr. Wizard and Bill Nye the Science Guy.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112270045521613236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112270045521613236' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112270045521613236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112270045521613236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/07/things-i-wonder-vol-iv.html' title='Things I Wonder - Vol. IV'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112267700361013919</id><published>2005-07-29T15:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T17:22:24.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hold Me Closer Tony Danza</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/danza.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/320/danza.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I enjoy singing, but even more I enjoy singing the lyrics to songs wrong. Below are some of the lyrics to songs I sing wrong and also the way they are supposed to be sung. I think my way is the right way and anyone who tries to correct me, can go to hell. Few of my favorites below.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Toto - Africa&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;There&#39;s nothing that a hundred men from Mars could ever do&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct Lyrics: There&#39;s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Elton John - Tiny Dancer&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;Hold me closer Tony Danza.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct lyrics: Hold me closer tiny dancer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Knack - My Sharona&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;My scrotum&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct lyrics: My Sharona&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tears for fears - Sowing the Seeds of Love&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;Sewing machines of love&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct lyrics: Sowing the seeds of love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Johnny Rivers - Secret Agent Man&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;Secret Asian Man&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct Lyrics: Secret Agent Man&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Manfred Mann&#39;s Earth Band - Blinded by the Light&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;Wrapped up like a douche, another roner in the night&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct lyrcis: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Carly Simon - You&#39;re so Vain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way I sing it: &lt;strong&gt;There were clowns in my coffee&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Correct lyrics: There were clouds in my coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So next time you hear any of these songs. Sing them the way I do, and convince all your friends it is the right way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comments are open to list your favorites, and the way you feel they should be sung.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112267700361013919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112267700361013919' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112267700361013919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112267700361013919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/07/hold-me-closer-tony-danza.html' title='Hold Me Closer Tony Danza'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14312156.post-112265418074957609</id><published>2005-07-29T09:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T11:43:52.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to: Ultimate Nacho Plate</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/1600/nachos2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;&quot; src=&quot;http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1480/191/200/nachos2.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We recently received an email from a reader named Earl. He saw our previous How To, the one on &lt;a href=&quot;http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/07/how-to-toss-midget.html&quot;&gt;tossing midgets&lt;/a&gt;, and asked if we could help him out. Here was his question:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Baconsoup,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recently I made a great plate of Nachos, perhaps the best plate ever, but while on my way to my couch. I tripped over my dog and my Nachos went all over the floor. They were not able to be saved. My question is this I&#39;m having the hardest time&lt;br /&gt;duplicating that plate of Nachos, and I was wondering if you could help.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you,&lt;br /&gt;Earl&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well Earl, we can most certainly help you. The predicament you are in has happened to me as well. But in my case I made the Ultimate Nacho Plate only to have it eaten by my aunt and cousin. Man was I pissed. I worked long and hard on that plate only to have it enjoyed by them and not me. Anyway, enough about me. This is all about you and how we are going to help you achieve the Ultimate Nacho Plate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What you need:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- A block of Sharp or Medium Cheddar Cheese. &lt;br /&gt;- White Corn Torilla chips. (preferably Santitas)&lt;br /&gt;- Nice sturdy plate (whatever you do, do not use a paper plate)&lt;br /&gt;- Cheese Grater&lt;br /&gt;- Taco sauce (preferably Jack in the Box)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Steps:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.&lt;/strong&gt; Grab another plate to grate your cheese with. Never grate cheese over your tortilla chips. Reason is you lose the upper hand on cheese placement. Which is very crucial.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2.&lt;/strong&gt; Grate/shred a little under a half of the block of cheese. Sharp or medium cheddar works best. (Never use white cheese, or already shredded cheese.)&lt;br /&gt;You have to have control over your cheese and prebought shredded cheese is a big no-no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3.&lt;/strong&gt; Carefully place tortilla chips individually on your plate. Note - not the one you grated the cheese from step 1 on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4.&lt;/strong&gt; After you have a nice balance of chips, then you may begin the placement of the cheese. With one of your hands, slowly release cheese. Do not go to fast or you&#39;ll have to start over. &lt;strong&gt;Important:&lt;/strong&gt; Each chip should have some cheese on it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5.&lt;/strong&gt; Place nachos in microwave for approx. 35-40 seconds. You want the cheese to be melty but not to crisp/burnt. Remember the chip is warm so whatever cheese has not melted completely will melt more due to the warmth of chip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6.&lt;/strong&gt; Strategically place taco sauce on chips. Not to much and not to little. Basically you want a 1/4th of your chips covered with sauce.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7.&lt;/strong&gt; Eat  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tips:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Eat the chips without least amount of cheese first.&lt;br /&gt;- Usually one chip has more cheese than others, save that one for last.&lt;br /&gt;- If the cheese falls of the chip. Eat that chip without cheese and save the cheese that fell off for the last chip.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/feeds/112265418074957609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14312156&amp;postID=112265418074957609' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112265418074957609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14312156/posts/default/112265418074957609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://baconsoup.blogspot.com/2005/07/how-to-ultimate-nacho-plate.html' title='How to: Ultimate Nacho Plate'/><author><name>Erickson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02688717984059978459</uri><email>[email protected]</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>

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