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  4. <title>HumorFeed | Published News</title>
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  6. <description>Bending the News Until it Breaks</description>
  7. <pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:29:29 UTC</pubDate>
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  10. <title>National Trompe-l'œil Day</title>
  11. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-trompe-loeil-day</link>
  12. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/Trompe-l-il_191215.shtml</source>
  13. <description><![CDATA[ Trompe l'oeil (tromp LOY) or &quot;trick of the eye&quot; is the technique of using realistic imagery to create an optical illusion of depth and thereby fucking with people's minds. The term originated with a trickster named Louis-Léopold Boilly (1761-1845), who used it as the title of a painting he exhibited in the Paris Salon of 1800. ]]></description>
  14. <pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2019 21:29:29 UTC</pubDate>
  15. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
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  24. <title>Judge Checking To Make Sure Defendant Happy With Plan For Trial</title>
  25. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=judge-checking-to-make-sure-defendant-happy-with-plan-for-trial</link>
  26. <source>https://makeamericathebest.com/2019/12/14/judge-checking-to-make-sure-defendant-happy-with-plan-for-trial/</source>
  27. <description><![CDATA[ &quot;The wrong piece of evidence can get a defendant convicted,&quot; the judge said. &quot;So we make every effort to head that off before it becomes a problem.&quot; ]]></description>
  28. <pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2019 21:58:43 UTC</pubDate>
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  39. <title>U.S. Satire Site Beaks Dark Web Death Threat Story</title>
  40. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=u-s-satire-site-beaks-dark-web-death-threat-story</link>
  41. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/dw_death_threat_191214.shtml</source>
  42. <description><![CDATA[ Kirill Morozov is a twenty-year-old from Belarus with a bad haircut, some incriminating facial tattoos, and hell hounds on his trail. Postcards from the Pug Bus is the first U.S. satire site to break his story. ]]></description>
  43. <pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2019 17:04:34 UTC</pubDate>
  44. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  45. <category>News Satire</category>
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  53. <title>Philippine Senators Demand Release Of All U.S. Prisoners At Guantanamo Bay | Adobo Chronicles</title>
  54. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=philippine-senators-demand-release-of-all-u-s-prisoners-at-guantanamo-bay-%7C-adobo-chronicles</link>
  55. <source>https://adobochronicles.com/2019/12/13/philippine-senators-demand-release-of-all-u-s-prisoners-at-guantanamo-bay/</source>
  56. <description><![CDATA[ MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - In a rare show of unity and non-partisanship, Philippine Senators unanimously approved a resolution demanding that the U.S. government immediately release all prisoners from Guantanamo Bay. As of latest available information resulting from a Google search, about 40 detainees remain at the U.S.-leased detention center in Cuba.  Many of… ]]></description>
  57. <pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2019 06:42:04 UTC</pubDate>
  58. <dc:creator>AdoboChron</dc:creator>
  59. <category>News Satire</category>
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  67. <title>National Enough with All the Hugging Already Day</title>
  68. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-enough-with-all-the-hugging-already-day</link>
  69. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/natnohugs_191213.shtml</source>
  70. <description><![CDATA[ Those of us who would rather brave root canal without the benefit of anesthesia than submit to invasions of our personal space can take joy in the fact that &quot;tree hugger&quot; and &quot;bunny hugger&quot; are terms of derision in some enlightened circles.  ]]></description>
  71. <pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 14:03:12 UTC</pubDate>
  72. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  73. <category>News Satire</category>
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  81. <title>U2’s Bono To Filipino Concert-goers:  Don’t Pay Your Taxes | Adobo Chronicles</title>
  82. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=u2%E2%80%99s-bono-to-filipino-concert-goers-don%E2%80%99t-pay-your-taxes-%7C-adobo-chronicles</link>
  83. <source>https://adobochronicles.com/2019/12/11/u2s-bono-to-filipino-concert-goers-dont-pay-your-taxes/</source>
  84. <description><![CDATA[ MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - It is being reported on social media that Bono and U2 were booed by members of the audience during a concert held last weekend at the Mall of Asia Arena in Manila.  The reason? Bono dedicated the song, “Ultra Violet” to Rappler CEO Maria Ressa and flashed her face on… ]]></description>
  85. <pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 08:15:46 UTC</pubDate>
  86. <dc:creator>AdoboChron</dc:creator>
  87. <category>News Satire</category>
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  89. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  96. <title>What Other National  Day Calendars Tell Us About America Day</title>
  97. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=what-other-national-day-calendars-tell-us-about-america-day</link>
  98. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/natothercals_191212.shtml</source>
  99. <description><![CDATA[ If a nation can be judged by what it celebrates, the United States is fucked six ways to Sunday and back. Today is National Gingerbread House Day, If that doesn't curdle your testicles, how about these gems: National Rubber Ducky Day, National Frozen Yogurt Day, National Barbie Day, National Hairball Awareness Day, et al. ]]></description>
  100. <pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2019 17:52:48 UTC</pubDate>
  101. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  102. <category>News Satire</category>
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  110. <title>National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day</title>
  111. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-ignore-the-ban-on-plastic-straws-day</link>
  112. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/natplastraw_101211.shtml</source>
  113. <description><![CDATA[ Those soccer moms and their male-pattern-baldness, girly-man, yes-ma'am allies are at it again. Having come for your candy cigarettes and Four Loko, they're coming for your plastic straws. Here's how to thwart them. ]]></description>
  114. <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 15:31:24 UTC</pubDate>
  115. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  116. <category>News Satire</category>
  117. <votes>0</votes>
  118. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  124. <title>Boris and the Beast | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour</title>
  125. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=boris-and-the-beast-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</link>
  126. <source>http://thesleaze.co.uk/boris-and-the-beast-1211.html</source>
  127. <description><![CDATA[ Is Boris Johnson the reincarnation of neolithic sex beast? Incredible claims that Prime Minister's alleged groping of women is result of this bestial past life involuntarily reasserting itself. Claims that other right wing leaders also apes in past lives. ]]></description>
  128. <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 00:03:30 UTC</pubDate>
  129. <dc:creator>docsleaze</dc:creator>
  130. <category>News Satire</category>
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  139. <title>Smash and Grab? | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour</title>
  140. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=smash-and-grab-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</link>
  141. <source>http://thesleaze.co.uk/smash-and-grab-1206.html</source>
  142. <description><![CDATA[ Parliamentarians fear any attempt to arrest law breaking Prime Minister Boris Johnson might result in parliament being smashed by his Hulk alter ego. Experts, however, believe if Johnson allowed to break law with impunity, law breaking will be legitimised and the UK overwhelmed by lawlessness. ]]></description>
  143. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 23:59:21 UTC</pubDate>
  144. <dc:creator>docsleaze</dc:creator>
  145. <category>News Satire</category>
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  147. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  149. <guid>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=smash-and-grab-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</guid>
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  153. <title>Spanked by the Swastika | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour</title>
  154. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=spanked-by-the-swastika-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</link>
  155. <source>http://thesleaze.co.uk/spanked-by-the-swastika-1205.html</source>
  156. <description><![CDATA[ Several old cans of film dug up from a field reveal a sensational wartime secret involving a lost British pornographic propaganda film. Was 'Spanked by the Swastika' banned because of fears it made Nazis sexually attractive, or because it made bondage available to the masses? ]]></description>
  157. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 23:52:20 UTC</pubDate>
  158. <dc:creator>docsleaze</dc:creator>
  159. <category>News Satire</category>
  160. <votes>0</votes>
  161. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
  162. <downvotes>0</downvotes>
  163. <guid>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=spanked-by-the-swastika-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</guid>
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  168. <title>Broken Up Britain | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour</title>
  169. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=broken-up-britain-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</link>
  170. <source>http://thesleaze.co.uk/broken-up-britain-1204.html</source>
  171. <description><![CDATA[ If Brexit has ‘broken’ Britain, with opinion on leave or remain splitting the population down the middle, is the solution to break up Britain? Cross party political group propose North-South split, with South staying in EU and North cast adrift. Strict North to South immigration rules suggested to protect Southern jobs. ]]></description>
  172. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 23:49:11 UTC</pubDate>
  173. <dc:creator>docsleaze</dc:creator>
  174. <category>News Satire</category>
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  176. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
  177. <downvotes>0</downvotes>
  178. <guid>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=broken-up-britain-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</guid>
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  183. <title>Trump Island | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour</title>
  184. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trump-island-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour</link>
  185. <source>http://thesleaze.co.uk/trump-island-1203.html</source>
  186. <description><![CDATA[ Is government planning to sell UK to Donald Trump post-Brexit? Former Tory adviser suggests sale would solve UK's problems in event of no deal Brexit by obviating need for trade deals and replacing expensive public services with Trump corporate services. ]]></description>
  187. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 23:46:39 UTC</pubDate>
  188. <dc:creator>docsleaze</dc:creator>
  189. <category>News Satire</category>
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  191. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  198. <title>National Ask Nietzsche Day</title>
  199. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-ask-nietzsche-day</link>
  200. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/natasknietzsche_191210.shtml</source>
  201. <description><![CDATA[ To correct that übersehen we celebrate National Ask Nietzsche Day. Instead of asking yourself what Jesus would do, say, when his girlfriend starts yelling out for god during sex, we suggest you ask Nietzsche instead. He is, after all, a savvy advice columnist. ]]></description>
  202. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 14:40:00 UTC</pubDate>
  203. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  204. <category>News Satire</category>
  205. <votes>0</votes>
  206. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  212. <title>Toilet Crisis Grows as Americans Now Needing to Flush Up To 100 Times</title>
  213. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=toilet-crisis-grows-as-americans-now-needing-to-flush-up-to-100-times</link>
  214. <source>http://www.NewsMutiny.com/pages/Toilet-Crisis.html</source>
  215. <description><![CDATA[ &quot;People have to flush 50, 100 times,&quot; President Trump announced to the press this morning. ]]></description>
  216. <pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2019 08:30:49 UTC</pubDate>
  217. <dc:creator>Merrick</dc:creator>
  218. <category>News Satire</category>
  219. <votes>0</votes>
  220. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  222. <guid>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=toilet-crisis-grows-as-americans-now-needing-to-flush-up-to-100-times</guid>
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  226. <title>National Conservation of Gravity Day</title>
  227. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-conservation-of-gravity-day</link>
  228. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/natcongravity_191209.shtml</source>
  229. <description><![CDATA[ In 2009 President Barack Obama warned that &quot;a critical shortfall of gravity brought on by the &quot;failed gravitational policies of the past&quot; was the greatest existential threat facing this country. &quot;The United States, which is home to 5 percent of the world's population, consumes nearly 60 percent of its gravity,&quot; the president explained. ]]></description>
  230. <pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2019 15:09:34 UTC</pubDate>
  231. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  232. <category>News Satire</category>
  233. <votes>0</votes>
  234. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
  235. <downvotes>0</downvotes>
  236. <guid>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-conservation-of-gravity-day</guid>
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  240. <title>How to Celebrate National Dark Web Day</title>
  241. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=how-to-celebrate-national-dark-web-day</link>
  242. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/natdarkwebday_191208.shtml</source>
  243. <description><![CDATA[ Need a gun, drugs, and counterfeit money? Software to hack into your fucktard neighbor's computer or somebody to kill the bastard outright? What about login credentials to a $50,000 Bank of America account for $500? If these sound tailored to meet your personal needs or if you're truly into kiddie porn, you ought to be X-mas shopping on the Dark Web. ]]></description>
  244. <pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2019 17:09:55 UTC</pubDate>
  245. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  246. <category>News Satire</category>
  247. <votes>0</votes>
  248. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
  249. <downvotes>0</downvotes>
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  254. <title>Beware National White Van Day</title>
  255. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=beware-national-white-van-day</link>
  256. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/National-White-Van-Day_191207.shtml</source>
  257. <description><![CDATA[ Baltimore Mayor Bernard “Jack” Young urged citizens not to park near white vans because &quot;evil, evil people in white vans&quot; are trolling the city searching for young women to enslave, force into prostitution, and murder, before selling their body parts, the ones that haven't been worn out by prostitution, to Dark Web laboratories. ]]></description>
  258. <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2019 19:09:19 UTC</pubDate>
  259. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  260. <category>News Satire</category>
  261. <votes>0</votes>
  262. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
  263. <downvotes>0</downvotes>
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  268. <title>Observe National Side Saddle Day, Enrage a Feminist</title>
  269. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=observe-national-side-saddle-day-enrage-a-feminist</link>
  270. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/Natiional-Side-Saddle-Day_101206.shtml</source>
  271. <description><![CDATA[ Few activities enrage feminists more than side-saddle riding. We're talking horses, now, not some perverse spin on scissoring. Feminists of every sort—classic, non-binary, echo [sic], inter sectional, intercollegiate, separatist, and beard wearing—lose their shit at the sight of a female sitting side saddle on a horse. ]]></description>
  272. <pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 16:22:07 UTC</pubDate>
  273. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  274. <category>News Satire</category>
  275. <votes>0</votes>
  276. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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  282. <title>National Got Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed Day</title>
  283. <link>http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=national-got-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-bed-day</link>
  284. <source>http://pugbus.net/artman/publish/National-Wrong-Side--Bed-Day_191205.shtml</source>
  285. <description><![CDATA[ The Romans had an expression for it . . . &quot;it&quot; being a foul, snot-flinging, food-showing, ass-kicking mood that envelops a person for no reason. The expression was In lectulo surgens sinistram: He got up on the wrong side of the bed. (When Roman women were in a foul mood, it was assumed they were in rag, an expression that doesn't need translating.) ]]></description>
  286. <pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:45:52 UTC</pubDate>
  287. <dc:creator>philmaggitti</dc:creator>
  288. <category>News Satire</category>
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  290. <upvotes>0</upvotes>
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